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/fans self/
Gawdeeeei. Why is Jeremy Renner so.... mmm fiiiine

Tiva :
Yeah? >w<!
I want to read it. I love to reaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad

Which is hilarious since I'm a culinary major LOL

Lauv : YAY BURN IT BURN IT!
Oh lawdy no darling D:
I've such sexy fanfic pairings in my head atm cause I'm a rotten pervert >w<

Oh god. There was this woman at this yard sale we had... and she was all, "Twilight was just so beautifully written. It was a masterpiece."
........... I about knifed someone with rage. I was like, "ARE YOU SMOKING CRACK!?!"