[Helsinki Harlot]

Batty; I can imagine I will be. Haha. I'm an expert page re-freshererer. ( <- Real word. )

Muff; Create a time vortex. You'll just relive the same months over and over again. Or just go into a massive state of denial every time a new tooth pops up, and don't acknowledge them if someone asks. Your child will be young foreeever. You'll be a nutter, but hey, it's not an exact science. Haha.