Behemoth
*twitch*
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My moon fish requires naming assistance
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Here's a contest! Name Behemoth's moon fish for a chance at 1k aurums. If you'd like to stay and chat, in-character banter is always encouraged.
Greetings, terrestrial denizens of this puny land continent. I, the mighty and handsome and extremely masculine Behemoth, have risen from my cave palace between the waves, located in the heart of a marvelous coral reef, in order to study your human culture. Look, I even put on your quaint human garments! I do believe this jacket is made from the hide of a domestic bovine. I'm afraid that I had to cut it somewhat for my fins to fit comfortably through the sleeves, but it was a necessary modification. What if I encountered a female and had to fight off rival males using my poisonous spines? I have never actually met a female of my own kind or, in fact, anyone else, but to be prepared never hurt anyone.
At any rate, I digress. This festival of yours is intended to honor a celestial body called the moon, on which your dead are said to live, no? I find that concept very fascinating. Is there anything on this moon? What do these dead mortals subsist on? Is it possible to reach them with a very large rocket ship? What are these bodiless people doing on the moon anyway, building a school for magical youngsters? Perhaps these dead people are plotting something and we should cause their moon to explode.
When I left the ocean for your realm, I brought with me many guard fish to watch out for predators and to clean my hide of parasites. Are there sea lice on land? One of my fish servants in particular, the kindly blue one that is not the silly youngster in my grasp, has become fascinated with your moon full of dead people. I do not understand this obsession, because your moon is not colorful and is full of ghosts, but nevertheless, it is the first thing that this fish has fallen in love with. In the coral reef, fish are only given a name after we fall in love and because my fish has fallen in love, he requires a name. It is a very silly custom, but do not question the affairs of fish. However, I do not understand the process of naming very well, and I require your assistance.
Have you any ideas as to what my fish servant should be called? I would be most delighted if you would help me in this endeavor and the humanoid whose name that I and my fish find most pleasing will be rewarded at the end of the festival with an offering of your currency. Aurums, they are not? I think 1k of them would do.
So, have at it then, little land dwellers! My fish requires a name fitting of this season.
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Posted 09-22-2010, 11:15 PM
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