[Fey]

Dear....

I let it slide when little things started going missing. I let it slide when my stuff mysteriously broke. I let it slide when you lost your temper and ransacked the living room and kitchen. I let it slide when you 'accidentally' trashed my stuff in the garage. I don't know if I can be a big enough person to let it slide this time. I'm giving you a chance to fix it...and only one. Make this thing right or I will be done with you on every level there is.

Earnestly,
Me