[Espy]

...sharp objects.

Like...uncomfortably close. Wait, no, not even. More like...

"OW SHIT MY FACE" -kind of close.

Because, you know, staring at a razor to check for rustiness, then blanking out and jumping from sudden realization of something-but-you-don't-know-what is definitely a good idea.

Well, on the plus side, I now have a dimple. A dimple.

On the not-so-plus side, IT HURTS LIKE FRICKIN' HELL. Commence lopsided smirking, please.

Anyways. Anyone else have funny and maybe painful close encounters with sharp objects and the derp monster?