[SkoomaCat]

I love cosmic bowling--Ponies, it's like regular bowling, except they turn off the regular lights and turn on, like, club lights and turn on some music. So it's sort of like a bowling mixed with a dance?

But that's weird. You know, at first I read the OP as "...a guy who WAS a kid..." but then I got it figured out. And that's kinda weird. Just a bit. First it was weird because I imagined a twenty-something hitting on you, but now you're saying it's a fifteen year old with a kid? Jeez :O