[Ducky]

well, make it a requirement to choose on or the other. Then, if you end up in the coma, you still have your preference set.

Maybe jsut an.. auto-hand-out feature? Input a group of usernames, and it will automatically share the items out between the set users. I would imagine it would be a pretty big bother for a mod to deal with it personally. It would also get rid of any kind of bias or favouritism that may take place if a real human was involved.