[Funkduder]

It’s the final day…

Originally Posted by Funkduder

Welcome to the dig team, Mr. Franz. I'm funkduder. It is day four of the excavation and it's quickly coming to a close, despite what the first post says. ((it's not updated...and I'm lazy...)) The drill, is also clogged with the guts of giant scorpions, so although we should have about 1/4 of a mile left to dig, unless we had a good explosive or a better engineer, it will be of little use

Originally Posted by SinX_franz

Never fear Mr. Funkduder. I can summon an array of Goblin Techies, as we all know them in the Warcraft games, which can sacrifice themselves for the good of the many. Is that enough as a form of alternative explosives?

And so they were called…however

Originally Posted by Funkduder

If we don't have enough rations and water collected for the next day, or we haven't reached the water basin, we have about 15 hours until we have to pack up and go home, in defeat.

The dig teams moved faster, giving the goblins time to go in and explode. Every means of digging was employed…

Originally Posted by Lost_Ninja9213

*stares at jack hammer...begins whacking the ground.* "wait...."
*pulls out a pokeball* "go sandshrew!!!! "

"use dig!!!" *dirt explodes out of the hole* "I found these creatures yesterday and captured one, intending to use it for food, but they can dig!" >:-)

But in the end it was the goblins that finished the job

Originally Posted by SinX_franz

15 hours eh? Looks like were gonna exert a lot of effort here. Allright everybody move back a bit cause this is gonna be a blast. *summons 10 Goblin Techies*

Allright my minions! SUICIDE ATTACK!!

Goblin Techies approaching the target area.

*WARNING! TECHIES WILL EXPLODE IN 10...9...8...7...6...5...4*
*The techies explosion has an AOE of 5m each btw*

3…2…1………….

Originally Posted by Funkduder

Does it end at the water, Gallahgher?

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Originally Posted by Funkduder

A ship landed on the roof top of the enterprise building in Kalin. Anyone who saw the group would have been utterly confused at the result of their prior expedition. Some of them were smiling, laughing even, and a few were sobbing, and a few, to the surprise or lack of, were not seen again.
A secretary-reporter from the Kalin times ran up to the group asking, "So how did it go?"
"Interesting question," said Funkduder walking past him and gesturing him to follow. "Despite the losses I'd say it was an overall success, but you'd want to hear most about the last day. Sit now." He gestured the reporter to a chair in his office.
"It's a long story..."