[Batty]

I doubt she hates you, love.

Some mothers have different ways of showing their affection.
Mine happens to fart in my general direction to show how much she cares.
[Don't worry, thats just how we are. xDD; And yes, it disturbs many. Not a lot of people know how to handle us. xDD]

She also hogs my video games, my portable game players, and most of my music.