Reasons Not To Be a Human
The basic rule is to list a reason to not be a human. For example: Having to go to the bathroom.
First reason not to be a human: Eye contact is very uncomfortable. |
Capitalism
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Oh my god. Thread closed. You've literally won it.
Here's another reason not to be a human: We literally start wars with ourselves. |
Well this was a fun game haha~
We're literally killing the planet |
We have to devote our lives to working to survive.
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Time is an illusion and as a result we are the only creatures that have the issue of running out of it
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Oh, mood.
Executive dysfunction exists. |
The need of sleep.
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Needing to evacuate the bladder and bowels.
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Stressing times and anger filled times.
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Burning out on things you used to like.
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Yesssss, that is so true, all those phrases you go through growing up!!! At least you find yourself through them all though, that's the nice trade-off!!
Alright, I'm basing this off what I said in another thread, silicone and plastic surgery. Used for bad reasons though. I mean, if you do it for fun and you don't use it to betray or something, then you're fine. |
The fact that I probably won't be able to get a hysterectomy just because some schmuck doctor thinks I should keep my uterus so that I can have a kid.
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...It's always mind boggling that doctors are like that.
Also, the distinct lack of superpowers is always a disappointment to me, personally. |
Humans DO have superpowers relative to every other species we know of. We have super intelligence and super endurance.
On the other hand, we don't have super digestion... |
Total lack of lovely thick velvety fur.
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