Bad Advice game
 

I'll go first with a question.


How can I keep from falling off my bed?

Trap it in your car and play some jazz. XD

What can I use instead of a band-aid to cover this papercut?

Tattoo your study material to your arms.

I'm on the wrong plane, what do I do?

Jump out and hope you'll land in a body of water!
How does one stop a haunting, asking for a friend?

Turn on your vacuum cleaner and as many lights as possible then remove your pants. This will confuse the ghost hopefully getting it to stop.

How can I be better at bowling?

After your first throw instead of grabbing a second ball just march forward on the alley and manually knock over every pin that still stands. Be sure to jump over the photoelectric barrier at the beginning, or else the computer might not count your score properly.

How can I get a Finnish library card?

Get a normal library card and throw a lavish and crazy awesome Christmas party. In the morning, your library card will then be Finnish.

What's the best way to ask for a raise?

Just ask for a packet of sildenafil. It has been proven to raise other things after all. Caution: only put it on top of your money, keep far from your bills.

What's the most important skill to write in one's resume?

By far the most important skill to include would be "critiquing".

What shoes should I wear to go on a short hike?

Well, you can try burying it, trashing it, or burning it!

What's a good way to get rid of acne?

:) Easy one. Just remove all of the skin from your face. No skin. No acne.
Problem solved. xD

How can I make sure no bugs get into my room at night?

Use bugspray as body lotion. Not sure about health implications, but no more bugs!!

How can I sleep early?

The best way to sleep early is to drink early. Hangover symptoms may occur upon waking however.

When is a good time to ask someone on a date?

Between 3:57 and 3:58 am. In their timezone, of course. You're welcome.

How do I become a better singer?

Sing your words instead of talking every day! x} I'm sure no one would get annoyed or put off by such fervent practicing.

How can I get to Mongolia from my house?

Start walking west, then swim across the Pacific Ocean.

How can I come up with good ideas for questions?

How else? x} Do questionable things. Like run down a railroad track, or chase a goose, or try taking a pineapple on a date.

How do I keep my cat from staring at me?

Draw a line on the ground. It works with chickens, cats also start with C so... it'll totally work.

How many days can I go without taking a shower?

You can go 85 weeks without taking a shower. Has to be precisely 85, or you will succumb to the wrath of the wretched dumpster gods.


Where is the best place to buy a father's day gift? x}

the best place to buy a fathers day gift is from the dumpster lol.

AAY's question has somehow vanished. I'm considering that an SCP.

How do I stop enjoying vanilla milkshakes?

Become lactose intolerant-! *tries not to sob* >~<;

Where should I do my laundry?

In the dishwasher.

How can I magic up more vanilla milkshakes?

(Instructions unclear, ended up caffeinating myself to abominably ridiculous levels.)

Go to Wendy's. Hold it hostage. Demand milkshakes. Enjoy them. Enjoy all of them!

How do I get my dog to understand that he can't howl whenever he wants?

Agree to take him for a walk whenever he starts howling.

How do I bake a cake?

With the weeds and a coat. Fill the coat with weed. Put the batter into the coat. Light the coat on fire. Boom, cake is baked.

Where can I get a fake beard?

From someone else's beard.

How do I start feeling again?

Touch fire and try to hold it.

I forgot how to write, what do I do?

Write anyways.

What is the cost of 39,000 vanilla cakes?

It's approximately 3 university level college papers about the psyche of reward in adolescence. and 9 shoelaces.

What should I do with all this trash laying around?

Become the trashmaster, master of the trash.

How do I make a silly question that will garner a very serious answer?

Don't use your brain to make the question.

Who is the lady in the picture, The Mona Lisa?

there is no picture.

How do I become a crab?

First you relocate to the tropical forest and live in a tree until you fall asleep.
When you hit the ground, you shall be reborn as a crab. Then you shake your tree until coconuts fall from the top. Take them and consume them for your new crustacean shell to get stronger. Chew and spit out sand and make a castle, if you want to be royalty, AKA the KING Crab. King of crabs. This is how to be a crab.

Where do I get my tire changed?

In that dark, suspicious backalley your mom warned you about. Of course the place doesn't look very welcoming at first glance, but it's only because they saved on decorations and advertising so they can offer you killer prices.

What makes a good gift to put into an advent calendar?

A beehive with glitter all over it!

How do I travel to Spain by myself?

Recruit bees. So many bees.

How do I become a robot?