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Come Get a Neat Thing
I have been practicing making things with the crystal, more than lanterns. I can say with 98% certainty that I can make anything now. I am willing to make a neat thing for you once per festival day, as long as you provide me with one (1) funny/terrible/etc. joke, jape, or quip. If you send a pun you will be permanently disqualified, blocked, and liquefied.
And no, you cannot choose what the thing is. Just believe it'll be neat. Thank you for your participation! :D |
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side. |
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I guess. |
i was going to post a meme about candles, but like
i went to look for one and there were a lot of weenies |
*stunned at pun portion of rules*
Are humorous images allowed? |
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Images are allowed, but they must be Very Good.
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Ok, here's a joke both funny and terrible at the same time:
A frog telephones the psychic hotline. The fortune teller tells him "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you." The frog is thrilled! "This is great! Will I meet her at a party?" "No", says the fortune teller. "In her biology class." |
are we allowed to send videos, patrick.
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Videos are many many pictures, I'd say they're fair game.
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Wonderful work, Death.
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I love you for forbidding puns.
also I googled crystal jokes and all I'm getting is either Billy Crystal or crystal meth. Why are you failing me, google |
That made me feel things in my happy so I'll count that as your joke for today, mdom.
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Thank you. I was actually tempted to send a pun, but at the same time I do respect not everyone enjoys them.
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