The Return of the Ice Bar
 

Intro here when I feel like it.

Stay and chat; order a drink or something. Got lots of spiced cider.

Don’t lick the bar.

Open!

*is dressed TOTALLY inappropriately for the weather, doesn't have any fucks to give*

Derpy waddles over to the bar and attempts to climb onto a chair.
"Can I have a cocoa pwease?"

Don’t lick the bar?? But why go through the trouble of making your bar out of a popsicle in the first place, then? :O

It's a water-flavored popsicle, Toho. not a fruit-flavored one.

I’m gonna lick the bar

"Me too! I wanna lick the bar too!"
Derpy giggles.

Oh dear, those lights you're tangled up with aren't too tight, are they, Derpy?

Oh yay drinks

Just my kind of Xmas

Derpy, please, I’ll give you two hot cocoas if you don’t lick the bar.

Den — I mean, I have a habit of wearing just a t-shirt and jeans out in the snow.
...It’s a bad habit.
.......I got sick in Pittsburgh with alarming frequency.

Toho — ...Wait. Are ice cubes just square popsicles, then?

...GLITCH NO.

Brb giving the bar a big ol' licc

Derpy wiggles free of the string of lights. "I'm okay!" He announces happily to Witchchylde.
At the offer of a second cocoa, he hesitates. It almost look like he's going through an existential crisis. Then the grins and claps excitedly. "More cocoa!"

...Ugh. You know what, fine, I’m putting out a large carafe of warm spiced mead. For use when, not if, tongues get stuck in the inane pursuit of licking the bar.

Derpy gets an extra hot chocolate because he’s too young.

Well, being just a face, I think I'm fine lol

...I wonder if eyeballs can get stuck to ice, or if the salinity would prevent that.

...

...Now I kind of want to get an ice cube and put it on my eye to see what would happen.

EDIT: Or, uh, not... see.