Corrupt a Wish
 

Real simple game.
The person above you wishes for something and its your job to corrupt it!
All you have to do is grant the wish of the person above you, then in the same post make the wish that you want granted.

Sample:
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I'll start off, I wish Pokemon were real! =O

Granted, but you got trampled by a Ponyta and broke your arm.

I wish I had some ice cream.

Granted, it was the last Ice Cream on Earth and everybody wanted it.

I wish for a Monozu plushie.

granted, but it was made of bellybutton lint.

I wish for rain.

Granted, but it was acid rain.
I wish for unlimited trisphee Runes!

Granted, but now Fenris has unrestricted access to your bank account.

I wish I didn't procrastinate so much.

Granted, but doing so erased your very existance.
I wish I was a shape shifter

granted, but now you can't remember what your natural, original form is.

I wish I was a Trisphite Mod! XD

Granted, but your corrupt power placed you into a special trispee jail with no escape.

I wish that everytime I clap my hands 1000 aurum fall from the sky into my wallet.

(oh no! I got locked in the Jibber-Jabber... again! XDDD)

granted, but then someone got jealous and hacked your account.

I wish that I had more hummus to eat.

Granted, but that was all the food you can eat for no till death (probably 3 days or so with no water)

I wish Mr. Tweetums was real =O

Granted, but the book hunted you for the rest of your life.
I wish I was part of team rocket..

Granted, but its because you dropped everything else you were supposed to be doing.

I wish I can speak Japanese

(bu-but Hummus has water in it! I WILL PREVAIL!)

Granted, but then you forgot how to speak English.

I wish I didn't have to pay for school.

Granted, but you have to "do" the head master of the school
I wish I can hug Lanipator again.

Granted, but when you got enough money the prices skyrocketed by 100 percent!
I wish I can poke something and it to turn into anything I want it to be!

Granted, but you can't get out of your pokeball.

I wish I could go to sleep.

Granted, but you'll be sick all of next year.

I wish my dog would behave.

Granted, but its dead.
I wish I can teleport place to place.

granted but its not allowed..

i wish i was on England

Granted, but you were a theif and stole something from the queens library having you put to jail for life.

I wish I owned Disney

Granted but you can't speak anything else after that.

I wish I knew where my kitten Jack was.

Granted, but you find out that Mr. Tweetums ate him.

I wish the sky was pink.

Granted but everything starts to die cause of it.

I wish I could have new shoes.

Granted, but they don't fit.

I wish my baths would stay warm.

Granted but you never wanna get out cause of it.

I wish my roommates bother was not so dumb.

Granted, but now your actual roommate's worse.

I wish gas wasn't so expensive.

Granted but you no longer have a car.

I wish you put in a wish for me to corrupt.

Granted, but no matter how hard you try to corrupt it, you just can't think of anything.


I wish I had a job.

Granted, but now you don't enjoy drinking anything.

I wish my dog would stop licking his paw.

Granted, but another dog comes in and starts licking it for him.

I wish I could listen to music all the time.