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Llama 12-13-2019 05:43 AM

New elderly resident of the community
Hello, I'm Llama. My complete name is Llama Mia but it can be misheard as me swearing on my mother in Spanish. So I go by just Llama.

I don't discriminate against humans, so you can talk to me, even if you think we won't have much in common. You might be surprised. Kunyo told me there's a dragon youngling here, however, and that's who I'm most eager to meet. (Kunyo is my caretaker. She's given me to understand that she's long been a resident of this community. And she has praised it to me enough that I decided there could be no more ideal place for my retirement. Other ideal places have probably been ruined by climate change or something.)

I expected Kunyo to introduce me, but she insisted I do it myself, and this is the result. I do want to meet the dragon youngling the most, but perhaps I'll be able to be friends with the humans here, too. I'm open-minded, not discriminatory at all. I might be surprised.

So, surprise me!

And don't call me a mule. I'm a Llama, not a mule. Downright disrespectful. I heard Kunyo calling me that, while talking to herself you know, and upon my heart, I was so shocked. I didn't expect her to disappoint me like this. Here I say I don't discriminate humans, but Kunyo of all people, calling me names- I mean no disrespect to mules, of course, but I'm not a mule, I'm a Llama. Kunyo said something about mules not being actual mules, not animals, but a sort of role; and she said others here might call me that... stuff and nonsense. Why would a Llama like me accept the role of a mule, whatever that is? I can tell it's disrespectful to me going just by the title of the role.

Now, if you'll excuse me. I'm not supposed to exert myself too much, and I got a little worked up just now. I'll just go have forty winks. I always wake up in a better mood.

MafiaBear 12-13-2019 09:52 AM

Hello, Llama! I am a erm, human bear-like person?? Idk I have bear ears...

I was a full on bear but someone cast a spell on me and I turned human. But the ears stayed.

And I have yet to be named. :C

mdom 12-13-2019 10:28 AM

Welcome, Llama! Can we pet you o3o

Derpy McBlueEyes 12-13-2019 11:31 AM

Derpy waddles in, sleepily rubbing at his eyes with one paw, a half-eaten donut clutched in the other. When he sees Llama, he instantly perks up.
"Llama!" He exclaims in excitement, waddling over quickly and giving Llama a big hug. "Hi!"

Voidbarker 12-13-2019 11:32 AM

howdy, llama. we hope you'll enjoy your stay here.

Witchchylde 12-13-2019 05:03 PM

Oh hai, Llama! Good to meet ya! Are you pleased with the change in weather? I know that thick coat must be a burden in the heat, but with the cold of winter rolling in, you've gotta be relieved at the very least!

Llama 12-14-2019 05:33 AM

//hugs Derpy back and pats his head
Why, you're the dragon youngling! Do you know how much I looked forward to meeting you? Aren't you a darling little angel? What's your name, sweetheart?

@MafiaBear You have my ardent sympathies. To be turned human-like, of all things //shudders
It's a terrible, terrible curse, but you seem to doing fine, dear. And you still have a few adorable bear-like features. I say make the best of it!

@Voidbarker Thank you for the festive welcome, dear.

@Witchchylde I've gotten used to my fur, in fact before Kunyo became my caretaker I never had it trimmed, would you believe that! So since Kunyo has been trimming it regularly, it's become a lot more comfortable, and she lets it grow longer during the winter. Thanks for asking, dear. It's good to meet you too.

How are you all, my dears?

MafiaBear 12-14-2019 07:48 AM

Yes, I went to see some witch and this happened. Idk... but thank you.

Mr. Crescent 12-15-2019 02:08 PM

Well, hello there young earth creature. Aside from humans, I do hope you don't discriminate against moon residents?

Derpy McBlueEyes 12-16-2019 11:29 AM

Derpy giggles and takes a step back before plopping down on the floor near Llama.
"My name's Derpy." He goes to take another bite of his donut, then pauses. "Do you like donuts?" He asks, offering an unbitten side of his to Llama.

MafiaBear 12-18-2019 06:32 AM

>u> Donuts eh?

Derpy McBlueEyes 12-18-2019 12:56 PM

Derpy gets up and waddles over to MB. "You like donuts too?" He offers a donut, which has seemingly appeared out of nowhere.

Voidbarker 12-22-2019 05:15 PM

llama llama cats in pajamas

EternalSummer 12-23-2019 02:13 AM

Welcome, Llama. I Hope You Find This Place Welcoming And Comfortable During Your Retirement. I've Found It Enjoyable Thus Far.. :p-smile:

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