That means more cake for you, Derpy!

"Yeah, but I want more fwends too..." Derpy grabs a chunk of cake in his paw and takes a bite.

How come we aren't friends yet? *offers Derpy a muffin*

"Yay! Fwends and a muffin and COFFEE!"

More friends for Derpy!!

"All fwends for meeee!"

Hey all o wo

"HIIII!" Derpy waddles over and hugs your ankle.

Derpy waddles through the nearly empty room and flops down on a grumpy looking black cat. "Gimmie hugs, Batty!"

i'm busy being feral in the corner and desperately touchstarved and touch repulsed at the same time. it's hellish.

"Oh hi!" Derpy waddles over, arms outstretched. "Wanna hug?"

(Lol, whoops wrong account. XD I am teh smart tonight.)

unfortunately not, as we don't exist in the same space at the same time right now, which is unfortunate.

i hate getting like that, frankly, it's a pain in the arse and does nothing productive.

Derpy sits down near you. "I don't know what that means, but otay..." He sits still for a few seconds before kicking his legs in boredom. "Sooo...whatcha doin'?"

Trying not to fall asleep at the keyboard, because halfway through the night it's been too hot to sleep, and in the morning someone played the friendly game of "leave the alarm on when you go to work". It took me half an hour to even notice the damn thing was ringing, but then there's no easy return to bed x.x

One time, my bro's alarm went off in my room because he forgot to take his phone with him to bed and it woke me up at 4:50 in the morning. <x}

But the best part was I didn't turn it off until it started over again. His alarm is the song Wham-Bam by Silver. I couldn't shut it off until I heard the whole song. I like that song.

<x'D So my anger receded after waking up to it, even though I couldn't go back to sleep. Hehehe.