Reasons Not To Be a Human
 

The basic rule is to list a reason to not be a human. For example: Having to go to the bathroom.

First reason not to be a human: Eye contact is very uncomfortable.

Oh my god. Thread closed. You've literally won it.

Here's another reason not to be a human: We literally start wars with ourselves.

We have to devote our lives to working to survive.

Oh, mood.

Executive dysfunction exists.

The need of sleep.

Needing to evacuate the bladder and bowels.

Stressing times and anger filled times.

Burning out on things you used to like.

Yesssss, that is so true, all those phrases you go through growing up!!! At least you find yourself through them all though, that's the nice trade-off!!

Alright, I'm basing this off what I said in another thread, silicone and plastic surgery. Used for bad reasons though. I mean, if you do it for fun and you don't use it to betray or something, then you're fine.

The fact that I probably won't be able to get a hysterectomy just because some schmuck doctor thinks I should keep my uterus so that I can have a kid.

...It's always mind boggling that doctors are like that.




Also, the distinct lack of superpowers is always a disappointment to me, personally.

Humans DO have superpowers relative to every other species we know of. We have super intelligence and super endurance.

On the other hand, we don't have super digestion...

Total lack of lovely thick velvety fur.