can i phone a friend

...I'm guessing you're not an only kid.

Lasagna is my favorite and I have 3 older brothers lol

Nice, Espy

(Yeah, I'm an only child. You don't talk like an only child, haha.)

My turn, it seems.

1.) I have a stuffed tiger named Toss.
2.) I am an active member of the KGB.
3.) I have spent less than half a grand in Steam.

I bet KGB doesn't mean what we think we mean!!

thank you for noting that possibility, comrade

...tee hee.

hmm
#1 is the lie. your stuffed tiger is Hobbes.

'your stuffed tiger is Hobbes' == false

if (userAnswer == "false") {
console.log("well sh-t 💩");

Ow, thanks, nearly choked on my curry.

3 is your lie.

Because any active KGB member plays a lot of games.

Nope. 2 was my lie. I'm actually an *inactive* member of the KGB :P

Hehe, alright. Fair point :P

You're a good liar.

Does that mean I won

Nope :P