Enough with the pasties, already!
 

Yeah. I keep getting pasties.

It's ok, show of your boobies!

not everyone wants to show off their boobies. :P

...You deserved that.

<x} I'd show off my boobies, but they're literally hard plates of fish scales. x'D

IRL, mine are big, and heavy, and have heat rashes under them.

Irl, <x} mine are small and young, but have some scarring and birthmarks down the middle.

I don't mind having a wide torso without them, but they make stuff uncomfortable and it's hell trying to find nice button-down shirts that don't gap

make a pastie fort?

I'm just gonna give away all these pasties. x'} But I don't know who wants them.

probs someone hungry?

if they are sellable you could just do that?

o-o I could exchange them...there are so many!

if i remember correctly don't trades get passed on to other users?

maybe there should be a communal trash mule XD

They do indeed get passed onto other users, possibly another nine years in the future when the 9th birthday pasties are rare items that half the userbase doesn't even remember.

The communal trash mule is the exchange. You just can’t pick what you pull out. :P

Though sometimes you get lucky and there's stuff in there that you didn't have.

Yeah, um, pasties would not survive the attempt to cover my irl bosom.

Pasties are meant to cover the nips. I own three fancy pairs, but I've never worn them, because they've got rhinestones and basically defeat the purposes I wear pasties for. I want to get more of those flower-shaped ones that're single-use, because those ones actually work really well and are really comfy to wear.

Show us the pasties :D

oh i'll show em alright ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Not those kinds of Pasties, Bluebird. the kind that stick to one's nipples.

...are those empanadas?

So they have another purpose besides covering your nips? I'm just trying to imagine how rhinestones defeat the cover. Just woke up, haven't had my morning tea.

well, I wear pasties when I don't want nip slips, and I don't want it obvious when I'm cold. Rhinestones would draw attention to the nips.

Ah alright, that makes sense.

YEAH I FINALLY GOT A GODDANG CAKE

why do I feel the need to type in caps more often now wtf

stares at you
endless pasties for you.
endless pasties.

I have enough of them to supply a bar full of strippers.

if you use all the pasties they can cover a whole boob!!!

They can cover a whole person by the time I'm done with the event.

i do not have boob, not in this avatar.

they can cover a whole breast then.
or a whole chest

breast tissue.

an entire chicken.

Gizzie does lol

how many items are there for this event?

DbM said 53

Did you already get the achievement that comes after 50? If so, that number is your answer.

Noo mdom, that was about the average chance to get a bird. As long as you don't care which color it is.

I got that achievement but I posted more afterwards so I'M STILL LOST