550. Did you ever play with matches as a kid?
As a kid? I still occasionally do. But only around a campfire or something.
551. Are you crazy for playing with matches?
Maybe?
552. Ever light off fire works?
Yep. But only the kind that are actually legal in my state =P
553. Have you ever been hit by a fire work?
No O.O
554. Are you scared of fire works?
Nope ^^
555. Have you ever blown up a model with firecrackers?
Nope.
556. How far is your computer from your room?
You mean desktop? Pretty far. But my laptop is usually in my room, so...
557. Does your family own more than one computer?
Oh, yes >>
558. Do you mess with telemarketers?
No XD
559. What was the worst thing you did to a telemarketer?
... Ignored the call?
560. Have you ever made a prank phone call?
Nope.
561. Have you ever fallen off the top Bunk?
YES. I hit my ankle really hard on the bottom bunk and it hurt for a day afterwards >>
562. Have you ever taken all of the batteries out of the remote controls in the house?
Nope.
563. Do you like your neighbors?
Indifferent, actually. I don't really know them.
564. Have you ever seen an episode of South Park?
... Yes, but only one. This was enough to tell me how ridiculous of a show it is.
565. Ever gotten angry at a video game?
ALL THE TIME.
566. What is your girl / boy friend’s birthday?
Don't have one, but my ex's is May 29 1989 owo
567. Do you know when your parents birthday?
Yep. September 19 1965 and April 4 1967
568. Do you know how old they are?
Yep. If I do the math.
569. Do you have a cell phone?
Yep.
570. Have you ever lost your cell phone?
Every damn day.
571. What was the longest time you where grounded for?
Never been.
572. Do you own any holey socks?
A few.
573. What color are your eyes?
Hazel-ish green.
574. What color are your Girl / Boy Friend’s eyes?
Don't have one, but my ex's are icy teal.
575. What is the worst tasting thing you ever drank?
Don't remember. I was probably little.
576. What is the worst tasting thing you ate?
Same as above.
577. Have you ever eaten a bug?
Yeah, but not on purpose.
578. Have you ever been sprayed by a skunk?
Nope.
579. What is the closest you have been to a wild animal?
My mom has caught wild garter snakes and kept them as pets. Same with all three of my sister's turtles.
580. Have you ever goosed an EMU {GRINS}?
WHAT???
581. Have you ever been spanked?
Yeah, once when I was really little.
582. Have you ever talked back to your parents?
I dunno.
583.What did they do when you talked back?
N/A?
584. What is the weirdest food combination you ever created?
Hmm. Well this morning I had tater tots in maple syrup. It was orgasmic. But I've probably made weirder.
585. Do you like beef jerky?
Nope.
586. Have you ever shot a deer?
NO.
587. Have you ever tortured a stuffed toy?
Uhh....
588. Have you ever thrown up on someone?
YES XD My fourth grade teacher >w>
589. What is the worst smell in the world?
Probably sewage.
590. Have you ever changed a poopy diaper?
Maybe?
591. Can you draw a straight line?
Yes.
592. Have you ever fallen down the stairs?
Yep.
593. Have you ever slipped on a banana peel?
... No.
594. Have you ever been burned?
Yeah, but only minorly.
595. Have you ever been treated for poison ivy / oak?
I dunno.
596. Ever skinned your knee?
Probably.
597. Have you ever wrecked on your bike?
Never had a bike.
598. When was the last time?
N/A
599. Have you built a snow fort?
Yep.

600. Have you ever made mud pies?
Nope.
601. Did you make your little brother eat that mud pie?
I never made one, and I don't have a brother. >>;
602. Have you gone river rafting?
Nope.
603. What is the farthest distance you have ever traveled?
From Connecticut to Florida ._.;
604. Ever been on a Zamboni?
Nope.
605. Can you roller skate?
Nope.
606. How many chores do you have?
None ^^;
607. Do you paint your toe nails?
... No.
608. Ever made the world’s largest snow ball during recess?
Uhh no?
609. Have you ever played king of the hill?
No.
610. Have you ever had a fire cracker go off in your hand?
Nope.
611. Did it hurt?
... N/A
612. Have you ever fallen asleep during class?
Once, yes.
613. Did you drool on your desk?
Nope.
614. Have you ever played paint ball?
Nope.
615. Have you dated a cheer leader?
Nope.
616. Have you dated the captain of the football team?
Nope.
617. What did you have for lunch today?
Grilled cheese sandwich, slice of pizza, and fries.
618. Can you describe the perfect date?
No, I can't, honestly.
619. What was the most expensive date you ever had?
Not sure. I didn't typically do anything expensive.
620. Did you have more than one date for the prom?
Nope.
621. Have you ever been in a parade?
Don't think so.
622. Do you like rats?
ICK no >>
623. Have you ever fed a snake?
No .__.
624. Who is your favorite actor?
Don't really have one.
625. Who is your favorite actress?
See above
626. If you could be anything what would you be?
A unicorn. ow0
627. Are you offended by political correctness?
Not sure. Give me an example and I'll tell you.
628. How often do you eat potato chips?
Eh, sometimes. With sandwiches.
629. do you get annoyed by you brothers and sisters?
Yes >>;
630. What color is your room?
Grey. I live in the basement.
631. Will this quiz ever end?
Everything does.
632. would you zig or would you zag?
Zag. I guess.
633. Pretzels or potato chips?
Potato chips.
634. has your mom or dad ever said “I told you so”?
Maybe.
635. Do you sound like your parents and say some of the things they say?
Uhh, maybe?
636. Have you ever played battleship?
Yep.
637. Did they sing your battleship?
Sink* I've played it many times, so at one point I'm sure they did.
638. what was the longest monopoly game you ever played?
Never played.
639. Cool breeze or a hot wind?
Cool breeze~
640. Lemonade or Chocolate milk?
Chocolate milk owo
641. Have you ever cut through some ones yard?
Probably?
642. Have you ever hit an old person on your bike?
I don't have a bike. And I would never.
643. Ever ridden your bike in the snow?
... See above.
644. Have you ever one any contests?
Dunno =c
645. Are you sick of answering these questions?
A bit.
646. how old is your cat / dog?
Hmm... 5 years ish?
647. Do you have any fish?
Nope.
648. Can you eat them?
N/A
649. Who feeds your fish?
N/A

650. What is the biggest fish you own?
... I don't?
651. Do you like sea food?
YESH.
652. How many time do you fill up your plate at an all you can eat restaurant?
One, sometimes two, then dessert owo;;
653. Have you ever had a tummy ache?
I have one right now >n>
654. Have you ever been Hospitalized for the flew?
Flu* And no.
655. How long where you there/
N/A
656. Ever had any major surgery?
Nope, but I plan to.
657. Have you ever made a nurse cry?
WHAT? No o.o;;
658. Have you been woken up by a nurse so she could give you a sleeping pill?
No.
659. Have you ever seen a live birth before?
Nope.
660.What is the grossest thing you ever saw?
Someone in a video who broke their arm (leg?) so bad, the bone was sticking out. I gagged v____________v;;
661. Have you ever pulled a girls hair?
Maybe?
662. Have you ever played golf?
Mini golf, yeah.
663. Ever been hit by a golf ball?
Nope.
664. Have you been to the ocean?
Yep.
665. Have you ever dissected a frog?
NO. Thank Arceus >>
666. Do you save your pickle juice after the last pickle is gone?
I don't eat pickles...
667. Have you ever drunk out of the carton?
You mean like all the time?
668. Do your feet smell?
Not as bad as either of my sisters' ironically.
669. Does your nose run?
Yeah >>;
670. Don’t you think you should catch your nose if it’s running?
..........................
671. Wow did you know this is a long quiz?
Yep. Please cut the silly "questions" please and thank you.
672. Can you stand doing this anymore?
I'm still going aren't I?
673. How many stripes are on the American flag?
13.
674. What year was the American civil war?
It took up several years, but I don't know any of them.
675. Who did we fight?
Ourselves? Hence the "civil" part of it?
676. When did we land on the moon?
WTF is this, a history exam?
677. Do you think time travel is possible?
Maybe if all we can do is observe and not interact with anyone/anything.
678. do you have any extra toes or fingers?
Nope.
679. How many times do you sneeze a day?
Uhh, never counted ._.
680. do you have any allergies?
Yep.
681. Do you like getting mail?
Nope.
682. Do you have any magazine subscriptions?
Nope.
683. What are they?
N/A
684. Have you ever ordered something and not paid for it?
No.
685. Do you eat junk food on a regular basis?
HELL to the YES.
686. Do you collect stamps?
Nope.
687. Do you have any baseball cards?
My dad does. LOTS of them.
688. have you ever read a comic book?
Manga yes, comic book no.
689. Do you know who Albert Einstein is?
I didn't know him personally, but yes I know generally who he is.
690. What was he famous for?
He is a German mathemetician. Came up with the theory of relativity (e=mc^2). Is that good?
691. When was the Atomic bomb invented?
I dunno.
692. What country invented it?
I don't care.
693. Have you ever seen the show myth busters?
YESSSSSSSSSSSSS.
694. Have you ever crashed a car on purpose?
NO. I've never even driven a car, let alone crash one, let alone on purpose.
695. Have you ever been spit on?
By a llama maybe?
696. Have you ever spit on anyone?
Nope.
697. Have you ever shaved your hair off?
Not completely.
698. Have you ever used a pen to doodle on yourself?
.... Yes >>;;
699. Do you have all of your teeth?
Yep. In fact, I have wisdom teeth deciding they want to grow in now and they hurt >>
700. Ever lost a tooth in a fight?
Yep. It was with a table. A coffee table in fact. It put up a pretty good fight. I gave up and walked away after only one hit.
701. Do you have big feet?
Nope. Tiny. Men's 6 1/2. (Which is a women's 8 1/2)
702. Have you ever been in a fight?
Nope.
703. What color is your avi’s Eyes?
Currently lilac. But usually they are silver/white.
704. do you collect bottle caps?
Nope.
705. do you like marshmallows?
Only when toasted or in hot cocoa.
706. Do you like waffles?
Yumm.
707. Did you know you are on question 700?
... It's 707?
708. Do you like pancakes?
Yummm.
709. Do you like French toast?
Yuummmmmmmmm.
710. Do you like mints?
Sometimes.
711. Have you ever thrown a rock through a window?
Nope.
712. have you ever been arrested by the cops?
HELL NO.
713. Have you ever pissed off a cop?
Nuuuuuuu.
714. Have you ever gotten out of a ticket by making the cop laugh?
Nope nope.
715. Sandals or boots?
I prefer the look of boots, but I don't have any. Sooo... flip-flops it is.
716. Do you have a pogo stick?
Nope XP
717. have you ever played soccer?
In PE class, yeah.
718. Do you like angels?
I'm an atheist. So, kinda no.
719. Do you like demons?
Better than I like angels -shrug-
720. Do you like mustard?
Honey mustard, yes.
721. How many TVs do you have in your home?
Currently 5. ... But only 2 are ever used/are working ^^;
722. have you ever peed on your self?
Yes, when I was a baby. Putting "ever" in questions kinda makes it silly.
723. Do you honk when you blow your nose?
No.
724. have you ever broken your nose?
Nope.
725. are you bald?
No o.0
726. do you have long hair?
For a guy yes, for a girl no.
727. Have you ever done a belly flop?
No.
728. do you use hand lotion?
No.
729. how many tokens have you ever had?
Uhh, I dunno?
730. do you buy things in sets/seperate?
Wut?
731. Have you ever used rune items?
Yep.
732. Have you ever eaten military rations?
Ew no.
733. Have you ever shot a gun?
NO.
734. Did you ever build a go cart?
No.
735. Do you own a sword?
No.
736. how many people do you know?
Uh guh buh .... A bunch?
737. Have you ever seen a vet?
Yep.
738. Do you know sign language?
Only a little. Like the sign for "restroom." It's quite handy for asking a friend/family member where one is without anyone knowing XD
739. Do you speak more than one language?
English is my native language, then I know a little Japanese, a little Spanish, and a few words in a CRAPLOAD of other languages.
740. can you do Chinese arithmetic?
Wuh? Probably, if I knew what it was.
741. Can you read Latin?
Yes, a bit.
742. Are you some kind of genius if you can do the previous two questions?
Uhh... I dunno?
743. If you are a genius why are you on trisphee?
Never said I was, and because I FAWCKING LOVE Trisphee. That's why.
744. Do you play with marbles?
Nope.
745. Do you have any Legos?
Used to.
746. How many do you have?
None, right now.
747. Do you buy the sets or just the blocks?
Just blocks.
748. Have you ever seen the USS Constitution?
USA*? And not the real actual thing, no.
749. Have you ever been to the Smithsonian institute?
Dunno. Maybe.