Sebastian watched potential customers trickle into his store as it began filling up. Taking as swig of his coffee and giving his new lizard friend a pat on its back, he fidgeted with his computer and spoke up, "Greetings everyone! If you'll all turn your attention to shiny new screen I shall introduce and explain my new release.

"My new shipment wired to overwhelm your circuitry with excitement and want. The first item is Osiris Machine which is a bevy of technological savvy including an electrocardiograph, x-ray machine, and a containment conpartment. The second item is Broadcaster which allows one to transform into a television or robot with the chance to wield a remote control staff!"

“C’mon everyone. Time to buy my new goods! As usual, they will remain available until May 1st. So get them while you can!!”