[M] Schrödinger's Gift Box
 

Before you open your box, it simultaneously contains all event items at once. Imaginary treasures, lovable birds, sweet cherries.

Afterwards it's usually pasties.




Have duplicates of:
Used Duotone Heart Pasties
Perky Cross Pasties
Thrifty Cross Pasties
Used Cross Pasties
Lustful Smiley Pasties
Bold Head Sprinkles
Discount Shoulder Sprinkles
Fruity Cream Topping
Sweet Head Jelly
Sweet Shoulder Jelly
Flashy Stringy Bikini Top
Sugary Stringy Bikini Top
Tacky Stringy Bikini Top
Flashy Stringy Bikini Bottom
Elegant Stringy Bikini Bottom
Birdday Card

Post if you want any. Post if you just want to earn another box.

i have far too many fucking pasties.

please, RNGesus, i'm trying to get the goddamn BIRDS.

I'd make a pun about pasties and birds and tits/boobies, but my brain is not fully functional at the moment

or ever, really

You're always welcome to chat for more boxes, and I'll set up an altar for praying to your preferred RIG deity. It will probably look like a giant Cubix Cube because I have some leftover materials from User Appreciation.

Don't have a pasties pun, but here's a lame joke:

What kind of bees produce milk?

the bees knees?

Nah. Boobies.

I told you it was lame :P

mirrors, i am going to come over there and torture you with the sounds of whisky's yelling.

(boobies.)

I misparsed that as “torture you with whiskey” and oh gods please don’t torture me w that vile brew

HDKHDKDHKDJHDDK

idk how to spell my own cat's name tbh.

Wh...whiskey is a cat?

Torture with Whiskey... yeah ok, go ahead XD

My bff named his cat, Cat so I guess all names are valid

YEAH WHISKY IS A CAT
IS WHISKY NOT A COMMON CAGHT NAME

No idea what cat names are common as opposed to rare, but my cousins' old cat was called Lina. The one they have now is Murli.

I mean my mom, as a kid, named the cat she found and adopted “Meow-mi” (which is 1.) the sound it made and 2.) almost the same as “mow-mi”, the colloquial term for kitty), soooo