[M] My Crystal Is Bigger Than Yours
 

Yes it is.

And shiny. Seriously. So shiny. My precious!

you'll have to show me or i won't be able to believe you

I can do that, but you have to follow me to a secluded room.

i'm a secluded field, does that count?

Only if you tell me more about these levitating blocks.

i haven't been taking my vitamins.

And this, dear kids, proves why health care is important.

heck, there are kids around?? maybe you should show me your crystal later. i don't want to get in trouble

Deal. Meanwhile, what you're up to this festive season? Any plans to erect a corn maze on your abdomen?

hey, hey. don't assume my gender. it's none of your business if i grow corn or not >/ (but yeah i was trying. it keeps coming up patchy though)

Sorry, didn't mean to make you uncomfortable. All fields are welcome here. No matter if corn, wheat, or anything else.

thankyou for being respectful of my cereal<3

No biggie. I've always been a cereal killer. Eh, lover. I meant lover.

=3= hrrrm... something about that reply seems off.....

Nope, not at all. Just sweet, innocent hospitality.

oh boy, here comes king fucken sombra.