Between 3:57 and 3:58 am. In their timezone, of course. You're welcome.

How do I become a better singer?

Sing your words instead of talking every day! x} I'm sure no one would get annoyed or put off by such fervent practicing.

How can I get to Mongolia from my house?

Start walking west, then swim across the Pacific Ocean.

How can I come up with good ideas for questions?

How else? x} Do questionable things. Like run down a railroad track, or chase a goose, or try taking a pineapple on a date.

How do I keep my cat from staring at me?

Draw a line on the ground. It works with chickens, cats also start with C so... it'll totally work.

How many days can I go without taking a shower?

You can go 85 weeks without taking a shower. Has to be precisely 85, or you will succumb to the wrath of the wretched dumpster gods.


Where is the best place to buy a father's day gift? x}

the best place to buy a fathers day gift is from the dumpster lol.

AAY's question has somehow vanished. I'm considering that an SCP.

How do I stop enjoying vanilla milkshakes?

Become lactose intolerant-! *tries not to sob* >~<;

Where should I do my laundry?

In the dishwasher.

How can I magic up more vanilla milkshakes?

(Instructions unclear, ended up caffeinating myself to abominably ridiculous levels.)

Go to Wendy's. Hold it hostage. Demand milkshakes. Enjoy them. Enjoy all of them!

How do I get my dog to understand that he can't howl whenever he wants?

Agree to take him for a walk whenever he starts howling.

How do I bake a cake?

With the weeds and a coat. Fill the coat with weed. Put the batter into the coat. Light the coat on fire. Boom, cake is baked.

Where can I get a fake beard?

From someone else's beard.

How do I start feeling again?

Touch fire and try to hold it.

I forgot how to write, what do I do?

Write anyways.

What is the cost of 39,000 vanilla cakes?