The End (Close @ 12 am PST 9/16/2012)
 

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Current Staff

Head Host / Owner: Funkduder

"Turn down the fire...turn down the bed...turn down the voice withing my head"

ALERT TO THOSE IN STAFF: You may keep your jobs. You will not lose your job nor will you be obligated to leave your job if you wish for a title. However, upon leaving your job there is no going back unless by entitlement. That is all.

Bouncers:
Demo
Reyoki
littl3chocobo
Ashy

Bartenders:
Lunaryon
Saith
Espy

Hosts/Hostesses:
Neirra
Lauv Keiko
Ginger
Asami
Spirit of the Party

DJs:
Neirra aka "DJ Nei Nei"

Espy aka "DJ ARASHI"


Entertainers:
Lioshika (Lio Chic, Exotic Dancer)
Spirit of the Party (Former Oracle of Delphi, Exotic Interpretive Dancer)
Yume (Y-Me, Pop Star)


Zen Master: Asche ("intern")

:)White List:)

:mad:Black List:mad:

Asche for extreme property damage and other evils done to the enterprise.
Ashy for attempted pirating.
Alpha for threatening an employee at sword-point. XD

This will be the last event. Volunteers welcomed until September 10th
PAST EVENTS



In Honor of the End





Fashion Show

Reserved for the History...
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It was though the doors to the enterprise have fallen away as the building's walls began to fade away, along with the ceiling, leaving you mystified as you enter what looks to be the shire. It's day time and many small folk work to build tents, tables, and bake cakes. Everyone in the shire was invited...

"So you're going to go through with it, then," Gandalf the Wizard said
slowly.
"I am," I replied. "I've been planning this for a long time.
It'll give the Hobbits of the Shire something to talk about for the next
nine days - or ninety-nine, more likely. Anyway, at least I'll have my
little joke."
"Who will laugh, I wonder?" Gandalf mused aloud, scratching his
beard idly.

For weeks carts and caravans were coming from all over Middle-earth
to bring provisions for the Grand Old Party, as I referred to it.
Wagons of food from the Dwarvish mines at Erebor, shiny rocks from the
Sea-elves and fancy seductive packages from southern Mirkwood arrived
daily, making the neighborhood generally more crowded and cluttering up
avenues. Even those who hadn't said anything bad about me before were
starting to show their annoyance. "That man is starting to get a
mite annoying," old Gaffer Gamgee grumbled, standing outside the pub.
"Queer goings-on, and no mistake. Why just yesterday a bunch o' pesky
Wood-elves dragged their cart right acrost my yard and ruined my taters!"
"A bunch of Men from Bree came to my place yesterday and tried to
sell me some aluminum siding," mused Old Noakes of Bywater. "They said it
was because they had extra after building that horrible Quonset hut over
the Party Tree, and they were trying to unload it. Strange folk
hereabouts."
"Yes, but it's good for the economy," sneered Bill Ferny, the local
banker. "A lot more money in circulation. Market's been doing well.
Unionization is down because of all the entry-level service positions
that are being created. Widening gap between the haves and have-nots,
don't you think? Good to find work for idle hands."
"And you don't know nothin' about anythin', Ferny," Gaffer Gamgee
snapped, echoing the popular community sentiment. "Mr. Bilbo Baggins is a
right bastard, as I've often said, and it's small wonder if trouble don't
come of him and his imperialist ways. The Revolution's a'comin', and it's
the likes o'you who'll be the first ag'inst the wall, so sayeth the
Lord." And with that he spat a well-aimed beer-nut into Ferny's glass.

A personal note if you intend to know
 

Hello to you who reads this,

I've been thinking about this moment for a very long time now, but it appears that my time has come and gone like the wind here. i don't feel necessarily attached to this place like I used to and i am growing into a new age in which I must pioneer into alone. For those of you who have gotten to know me over time, I thank you. At times it was you who prevented me from believing in suicidal thoughts. You are a true blessing, but now i must leave, possibly to never return the same.

I had hoped that you would realize what I was planning before I set this turn of events into motion so I shall give time now. as the title of the thread goes, this thread should be closed by tomorrow. Please voice your objections to my departure now, as there will not be another chance no matter how fair or unfair it seems.

.☆.+:＾ヽ(∇＾*)ｏ【<3】ｏ(*＾∇）ノ^;+.☆.

ITS OPEN! HURRAY!!!

HAI!!! Wassup Batty; how ya doing?

I'm doin good!!

Zane and I are gonna start listing crap to sell on ebay. xD;

We're doing a Summer cleaning kind of thing.
How about you?

whut?! i am epic sause i should totally be in the black list!

I'm heading to a lake tomorrow and at that lake there will be a party...So yeah. Nothing big. :) ANyways, What I think this place needs is some music.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6pKDsdzODv0

-Sneaks past the bouncers and grabs Battys waist for a dance-
Woot Woot
XD interesting song Funk.

<.<...>.>...^.^...V.V...I don't think any of the bouncers are actually here...XD

I wanna be a bartender!

@Luna......sure ^.^
@Birdy you are epic but you are not sauce; you are a bird and epic suace isn't on the black list anyways.