Feed the Beast!
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New Taste "Your majesty!", the scout exclaimed. "The beast is roaming free again in the village and it has just eaten a corn on the cob. But it still looks hungry. If we bring more food, I'm sure the beast will return to the forest without hurting anyone." |
*offers up some home made corn bread to the Beast*
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The beast carefully sniffs at the corn bread, then gobbles all of it.
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*offers some of my sister's homemade cream corn, made with real cream and fresh corn niblets*
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I will give chocolate ice cream to the beast.
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I wearily offer Green Bean Casserole to the beast
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I try not to spill a bowl of clam chowder for the beast.
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I bring specialty garlic bread to offer!
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*Makes a big serving of Polenta for the Beast and offers it*
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*offers up a handful of jellybeans*
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Tsukiko don't forget to BOLD your food item
*offers up Corn Chowder* |
Er, sorry, all I've got left is this soup I didn't finish from dinner.
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The beast wolfs down the homemade cream corn, but then its taste for vegetables seems satisfied, because it runs after the chocolate ice cream. Why it eats green bean casserole after dessert, remains a mystery. Maybe it dines backwards, because then it gobbles the clam chowder, which would've been entree to other folks. The garlic bread works perfectly as a side dish.
But what's that? The beast turns its head away from polenta! And neither it seems interested in jellybeans. It turns around to eat a bit of corn chowder. And then it only wrinkles its nose at the soup. Guess you have to finish yourself. |
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