..::[The Breakfast Fortress]::..
 

Built to keep all the haters out.

Made with a little Jack Daniels Syrup.
...

JUST KIDDING, We used a LOT of Jack Daniels.. A LOT!



Welcome to the Breakfast Fortress, A place built on equality, understanding, and an ass-load of pancakes.
We've got three teams here at the Breakfast Fortress, we encourage friendly competition, but keep it safe and fun, boys and girls. We're all diners here at the Table of Life. Am I right?

House Waffle: Keepers of the Code, you think very laterally. You like to look for the gaps in life, and fill them WITH MORE JACK DANIELS SYRUP!

House Hashbrown: As the name implies, you're into a bit of everything, its hard to pin you, like its hard to pin eggs to a toaster. You adapt easily and like to take life like you like to take your coffee; FAST AND IN ONE BIG ASS GULP!

House Bacon: You... you know what you like, and how you like it. You don't move for NOBODY.. except maybe more Bacon, or Candied Bacon. You are the next level breakfast maneuver. You may be rigid, and you might not be too flexible. But dammit you are A-OK with life as-is.


The Houses are for fun and companionship only, not to be taken too literally, cause that is what the haters do.. And this was built to keep them all out, you dig?

So have a blast, have some breakfast..

AND REMEMBER.

You're only as cool as your Orange Juice.


((Note: Still under construction, banners to be added at a later time.))

~The Houses and their Contents~

House Waffle: Miya
Lauv Keiko

House Hashbrown: AmayaRyuu
Poggio

House Bacon: Soul
Misericorde
Espy
Lost

Thi si the greatest thing ever XDD ill see if a mod can move My God to GD kay bud Also <Reserved>

<<Reserved just in case>>

Do it up homie.

you can be Chief Sous Chef of the Breakfast Fortress. I'm the Head Cheese.

Let the haterade flow, cause it can't penetrate these walls.

Oh man that name i cant stop laughing XD

I know right? Best damn thread EVAR

I wanna be a hasbrown! XD

Then let it be known Amaya is a hashbrown. golden crispy and somewhat flaky. Best served alongside WHATEVER THE HELL IT FEELS LIKE.

ouo omglol. XD
I'm laughing so hard right now and I'm in class! XDDD
I am best served by... PANCAKES! O:<

Yea XD sugh i knew you would amke something like this Creed also is your woman gunna join here ?

Cassandra of the Black Velvet Tornado isn't into sites like this, already asked thrice.

And yea, I tried to make something fun, funny, and catchy. Who doesn't like breakfast ?And who doesn't enjoy a fortress? Two great tastes that taste great together IMHO.

o3o I like apples....

This is convenient, as I, too, am a fan of the fruit known as Apple.

He goes well especially when inside my good friend Pie, but then again, Pie is a slut, she is. everyone gets into her. Blueberry, Chocolate, Pumpkin, hell, even heard of Coconut getting some too and double teaming her with his friend cream.

rumor is she enjoys threesomes with Lemon and merangue(sp?)

XD oh god Pie is a slut but she is quite yummy no matter what

Proven fact Sluts, while slutty, often times know how to do it right. Ergo sluts are doin' it right.