NOOOOOO!! **shoots elephant tranquilizers at Illusion**

*Pecks deflect it to the ground*
Lets be best mates! We can go to the beach and you can be one of my groupy cheerleaders who cheers for my swagger.

-yanks Illusions ponytail and knees him in the neck-

...How many times must I try to incap you...

Why are you incap-ing me!? I thought you were my dude, dude!

...You have been sorely mistaken.

-is actually laughing ass off irl-

Come on dude! Lets go eat snacks on the beach! Let beautiful women stroke my muscles as you watch! You will be my dude! And every time something cool happens we will both go. "DUUUUUUUUUUDE."

I would have long since facepalmed if I didn't wear glasses.

DUUUUUUUUUDE.
Like glasses are so duude right now that it's dude. Your so dude that my other dudes always say "DUUUUUUUUUDE" when they see you dude.

(Illusion, I hope you haven't forgotten that I am, in fact, a girl irl...no matter how much it pains me to refer to myself as such.)

(I know that. I'm referring to your cosplay as gambit)

Duude.. Like.. Your so scraggily.. We should totally get some munchies duude.

(...Excuse me. -headdesk headdesk headdesk-)

-dying of a mixture of laughing and headdesking-

Like dude that red hair is RADICAL!

...You okay there, Ulty? I don't want to be liable for any deaths even remotely related to trauma.

I'm ok dude.. Just like... A little like... Like.. Woozy duude.