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Dirty Lobster Bar [M]
Yeah, I promised, so there it is. Make yourself room between the haystacks and try the absolutely definitely not spiked ginger ale. We also have lemonade if you prefer something more traditional. There's nothing suspicious going on at the farm.
Why dirty lobster? If you haven't been part of past events, don't know mdom's safeword, any other language than English, or what this whole weirdness is about: snuskhummer denotes a pervert, but its literal translation means dirty lobster. There also is a German phrase in dirty talk which translates to give me animal names. One of them may or may not be lobster. Who knows. This place is about farming, not kink. Sure, you just walked by a crustacean in lingerie. But we don't talk about it. |
Can't believe you're airing our dirty laundry.
Dirty lingerie. |
Geez, Death! What sort of barkeeper are you?
Setting this up and then leaving... now flirty lobster and me are supposed to run the place, huh? I can't even... okay. Where's the lemonade? |
Ummm.... :0 wowzers
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Admit it, you've been waiting for this.
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Quote:
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Tip the lobster and ye shall find out.
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-throws $$$$$$$-
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Upon noticing the money, the busty crustacean starts to dance seductively.
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Have you heard of Salmonella the new hit sushi restaurant down the street?
I hear their Salmon is to die for. |
Fish jokes are always welcome here. If you think of any more, let minnow.
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...-sits down in corner-
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Welcome to the bar, Espy. Let me know if you'd like something to drink, or play a game of darts.
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-Drops in, quite literally-
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Welcome to the bar, Strider. Let me know if there's anything I can help you with, otherwise enjoy your stay ^^
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Oh, can I have something to drink? I'm very thirsty. I've been skittering around from place-to-place all day. -Smiles- Something without that human stuff you call alcohol, though. I'm underage.
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