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Cats on Mars-- {Now Open}
http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a60...mune/cat-1.jpghttp://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a60...ne/catsban.jpghttp://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a60...une/ban2-1.jpg We don't have much in the ways of an introduction, but that doesn't mean we can't contribute in some minor way. We have a peculiar sense of humor that can be both ironic and hypocritical, our musical tastes are narrow and varying, our love for stories even moreso. We drown our enemies in dry ditches and cause the mute to beg for more. We thrive off late-night Chinese food and videogames. We break water, defy gravity with physics and watched life begin and end. We are magic. |
Mrow Babes welcome, Cats on Mars! You’ve stumbled upon the home of the free in a threesome- loving, giving and loading sphere. Beware of the pussy… cats, as we are quite dangerous. >3 We have some rules for our little humble abode. 1. Bar hours are from Midnight to Three am, Happy hour is from Five Pm, to Nine PM. 2. Do not boo the performers no matter how bad they are. 3. This is a Hang out in the spheres. Tri Rules apply. See the TOS if you catch my drift. 4. See sub clause for Hangout thread rules. 5. You must be this tall to ride the ride, with all respect if the content or idea of this thread is not for you please don’t flame those who participate. http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/ar...116515.jpg?v=1 They please the Gaga: ( The White List) Lauv Keiko Bill Compton. ( The Black List ) |
Bios of the occasional-catty controller-in-chiefs of this mid-space Establishment. ~Pictorials of Dame Coro and Lady Pog are still en route~ |
Fantasical Artz -Insert interesting Banner here with additional witty commentary- |
The Wall of Slapdash Miscellany Here we will present updates, contests, battle royales and other informative things that suit our current fancy. So before sitting down for a drink, make sure to chance a gander here first, hmm? |
-Hums while she totes around a giant pair of scissors.-
I can't prove it but I feel so lonely Because I AM a cat on Mars! -Cuts the ribbon to the newly acquired thread- |
-takes a seat on the counter-
There's going to be a visible invasion of color when I get back home. |
Lol -Slides behind the counter-
Whats your poison love? And si si if I get a chance I will make some color for the thread as well. -Grabs some Bailies out of amusement- |
Hmm, I think I'll take some heated egg nog. I'm the taste for nutmeg with a bit of a bite to it.
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Ewww xD -pours her a glass of egg nog anyways-
I keep forgetting that you own my virgin lips. I think I'm the only one of my friends that is legal but hasn't tried anything. |
To be fair, I only did so because I was a silly child who made promises and then grew up to regret them. But I am a lady of my word...Of course afterwards I rather wished I wasn't. Twas quite gross.
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yeah unfortunately I promised Coro she could give me my first drink. I know a certain moska thats going to be angry xD or perhaps jealous.
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Awww poor Momo
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I know, xD but she got me to try sushi so...
How are you today? |
A CORO AND POGGY HANGOUT?!?!?
Epic win. <3 Now, if anyone was heeeeereeeeee... that'd be even moar epic. xD; |
BATTY!
o_o -stares at the avi in aaaaawe- <3 You look soooo preeeetty! And anything I can get you, m'dear? |
I do? =O
I wanted to be a sort of twin to Lucid. xDD; her avatar is MUCH better. And.. a water would be amazing! <3 |
I haven't seen Lucid, but I like the colorage that's going on. <3
And one water, coming right up! -slides back behind the counter and sets about preparing a glass- Oh, so guess where I am right now? XD |
Daw I wasn't offered anything upon my arrival...;_; I feel left outs
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Poor Mirror!
-Accepts the water from Coro, taking a nice, slow sip- Thats much better. <3 And where are you, love? |
D: I wasn't here when you arrived!
Mirror, mon cheri, what's your poison? And I am now in the land of the west, with armadillos and cowboy hats and beef jerky. x3 |
Poison? Hmmmm Chocolate milk!! :3
So if there are cowboy hats...then there are cowboys yes? |
One chocolate milk, just for thee! ^^
-sets a fresh glass on the counter- I haven't seen any cowboys yet, just the hats available in bookstores. And did you know they sell pickles in gas stations?? That was the most fascinating thing ever. xD |
XD They sell pickles in gas stations here too.
:3 *downs the chocolate milk* Danke!! |
I wish they did back home. I'd be in there all the time... now I just need to figure out which one I like.
Und bitte bitte! <3 Would you like another glass? |
Yes please!
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LOL XD Coro a gas station shouldn't be a foreign object. Eat some boiled peanuts if they have them. :3
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XD No, not the gas station! The presence of pickles at a gas station!
-takes back Mirror's old glass and sets out a new one- |
POGGIO, CORO, I AM HERE!!!
*glomps them both* |
-squeees!- Lauv! <3
Hello and welcome to our most fanciful of fancy creations! |
*jumps around coro* I SEE YOU!
so so so, tell me what this thread is about? is it about alien cats? <333 |
SI SI XD sexy intergalactic space kittens.
There weren't enough sci fi on this site <//3 -Snuzzles with Lauv, Then pushes her on stage- KAROKE TIME! |
OMG ALIEN CATS ARE AWESOME!
*ish pushed to the stage* WAAh?!? *katy perry's E.T. plays, she starts singing* "...you're an alien, your touch so foreign!" |
Nooooooooooo not that song!!! *jumps behind the bar and hides*
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LOL >D -thanks the stars theres no booing off the stage and Cheers lauv, on. Then goes to kick Mirror from behind the Bar-
YUSH ALIEN CATS... and if I had it my way we would all be dressed like this: http://image.gamespotcdn.net/gamespo...0screen003.jpg |
*jumps back behind the bar and pops up wearing the cowgirl outfit from the pic* Howdy, jus call me bartenda Mirror!
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Mirrooooor! *jumps off the stage, still holding the mic and dances with her*
*licks poggi all over* |
*is now dancing but pauses to take pictures of Lauv bathing Poggio* Interesting,new slogan idea: Buy a Beer get a free Cat bath!
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-Starts to do a hodown with Lauv and licks her back-
Cat Bath >3 me-owiza -Wonders if she should host a wet t-shirt contest- |
*jumps on the bar and dances* Weeeee dance party!!!
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