Feed the Beast!
 

Uh-oh. A hungry beast awoke in the woods! Quick, offer something to eat!

• Creativity is encouraged. You'll never know, maybe you just found the beast's next favorite meal.
• The beast is picky. At one time it may eat crunchy bacon, yet refuse crispy bacon. There is however always a logical pattern to its desires.
• The beast is fickle. Sometimes its taste might change all of a sudden, and whatever it ate before may no longer satisfy its new cravings. The first thing it accepts shall serve as a hint. Can you figure out what the beast wants?
• If you feed the beast, please make it sure what exactly you want to feed. Bold, italics or colored font will do just fine. Example: "Here is a slice of pizza for the beast."
• At least two other people have to try and feed the beast before you can play again. It doesn't matter whether the beast accepts what they bring, or not.
• You earn 10 icicles for each thing the beast actually eats, whether you discovered the pattern or were just lucky.
• After each round the beast will grant a small piece of its treasure to the three people who catered best for the beast's taste.

New Taste

There's a chance Bob might just have been lucky when he packed his lunchbox in the morning. The beast seems very interested in the apple.

I'm offering an apple pie

I will offer an apple fritter! :)

:) I will offer the beast a shiny red tomato.

I'll try a candy apple.

Derpy waddles up, offering a delightful cherry parfait.

The beast grabs mdom by a leg and shakes her, hoping that something edible falls out of her kimono folds. But soon enough it is distracted by Kittybeary offering an apple fritter.

However while the beast still happily munches on its fried treat, it shakes its head at the offered tomato.

But it wolfs down the candy apple including its wooden stick. Then devours the cherry parfait and washes its meal down with apple cider.

mdom, still dizzy, sees the crumbled apple pie and cries all night. In the morning she has a bright idea! She finds a blender and puts all the pieces there, adds some milk and offers the beast an apple smoothie

Witchchylde attempts to appease more than one appetite by bringing in a flagon of Angry Orchard Hard Apple Cider.

Derpy sits down and unwraps a big pile of strawberry candies for the nice beasty.

:[ *digs around underwater for something to offer, and presents a big tub of applesauce, offering it to the beast* <:}

Life can be so hard when you forget to mark your food, no?

The beast doesn't know its manners well enough to apologize for the rude treatment earlier, but it seems really delighted when presented an apple smoothie. I knew they were all the rage with hipsters. Apparently beasts love smoothies too.

And being impolite. The beast loudly belchs into Witchchylde's face. Geez, someone get the wild creature a book on etiquette.

Strawberry candies are to the beast's taste, especially unwrapped ones. Beast hungrily eyes Derpy in hope for more, but is then distracted by Merskelly Metalien. The beast eats the entire tub of applesauce.

8D ah~! *Dives back down into the water to find something better! Swims back up and presents the beast with a dry and decorated strawberry shortcake*

Hmmmm….. *offers up blood of their enemies in a skull mug* Would this please the beast?

The beast grabs Merskelly Metalien and throws them far away into the ocean. I'm no expert on nonverbal language whatsoever, but my interpretion would be "wait your turn".

Beast is mighty proud of its throw and ponders to try out for a baseball league. Meanwhile it celebrates the sporty success with some blood of their enemies in a skull mug.

Oho, in a feisty mood! Witchchylde finds a hidden garden beneath a tall stone tower and digs up, cleans off and comes to offer lovely fat radishes!

Derpy claps gleefully and serves up a tray of raspberry tarts.

(Lol, whoops! Forgot which account I was on... XD)

@~@; *is shaken up from being thrown into the sea, and misplaces the offering* oeyhrrm...*in a daze, accidentally offers up a tough tuna with a boot over it's face.*

Unfortunately the beast doesn't seem too fond of lovely fat radishes. Maybe they just don't go well with blood. Or baseball.

@Kaderin: wanna count this for Derpy or yourself?
Anyway, the beast munches the entire tray of raspberry tarts. Sharing food doesn't seem to be one of its virtues.

The beast glances at the tough tuna in confusion, and finally decides to challenge the fish to a boxing match. The tuna proves to be tough indeed, but after a suspenseful and memorable fight the beast scores the last hit. They part as friends and decide to hit the clubs together next tuesday.

Lol. We'll count it for Derpy.
XD

How about a vanilla cupcake with cherry jam filling?

I put on my ninja suit and steal the blood of Tiva's enemies in a skull mug

*counts carefully*
Right then! While dodging the attentions of a wizened witch who wants payment for her radishes, Witchchylde acquires some of those pretty foil wrapped chocolate oranges that fall apart in slices when they are unwrapped.

o-o; *has witnessed the fight of the century between the beast and the tuna* o//-//o; Uhm-! *shakes off the new memories made and offers the beast what I was snacking on while watching them battle, crunchy crunch cereal!*

Vanilla cupcake with cherry jam filling gets a close encounter of the third kind with the beast's stomach.

I do not know who Tiva's enemies were, but such a brazen theft turns mdom into the beast's enemy. The beast exudes glowing rage. Better watch your back, mdom, because the beast will hunt you forever... or at least until you bribe it with another treat. Pengore however approves of your hazardous move.

Meanwhile, the beast indulges in some comfort food. What goes better with ice cold revenge than foil wrapped chocolate oranges that fall apart in slices when they are unwrapped?

The beast sniffs at Merskelly Metalien, but the crunchy crunch cereal doesn't interest it right now.

Oh shoot! I don't want to make the beast angry... all I have is grilled cheese tho

*steals a Chocolate Orange Segment from the Beast* Sorry Love but these are the Bee's Knees. Speaking of which what about a box of Chocolate Covered Cherries fill with Rum?

Trying really hard to befriend the beast, Derpy offers a heaping bowl of warm blueberry cobbler.

*humbly gives the beast a box of creamy vanilla and lemon cookie sandwiches* -.-

...-offers some apple-flavored candy?-

The beast ponders for a moment, but crosses mdom off its enemy list after being bribed with grilled cheese. It raises a fist to hit Tiva, but when presented with Chocolate Covered Cherries fill with Rum decides to grab the sweets instead. Afterwards it eats almost the whole blueberry cobbler, yet leaves a tiny teensy bite for Derpy to share. I guess that counts as progress on the friendship front. Or maybe the beast was just distracted by the tempting offer of creamy vanilla and lemon cookie sandwiches which it happily munches on. It finishes off the current meal with apple-flavored candy.

Time to offer the beast some hot cocoa cookies! Because I baked some earlier. :)

-steals one or two hot cocoa cookies for Pengore-

-Timidly offers up some spicy coconut-lime marinated shrimp, with pineapple salsa, and rum-sauce. and hopes the Beast likes savory as well as sweet things-

*generously offers some tasty vanilla pudding to the beast* :)

I offer the beast strawberry ice cream in the hopes that while he devours it, he won't notice me discreetly picking up the tomato he ignored earlier