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Reasons Not To Be a Human
The basic rule is to list a reason to not be a human. For example: Having to go to the bathroom.
First reason not to be a human: Eye contact is very uncomfortable. |
Capitalism
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Oh my god. Thread closed. You've literally won it.
Here's another reason not to be a human: We literally start wars with ourselves. |
Well this was a fun game haha~
We're literally killing the planet |
We have to devote our lives to working to survive.
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Time is an illusion and as a result we are the only creatures that have the issue of running out of it
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Oh, mood.
Executive dysfunction exists. |
The need of sleep.
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Needing to evacuate the bladder and bowels.
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Stressing times and anger filled times.
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Burning out on things you used to like.
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Yesssss, that is so true, all those phrases you go through growing up!!! At least you find yourself through them all though, that's the nice trade-off!!
Alright, I'm basing this off what I said in another thread, silicone and plastic surgery. Used for bad reasons though. I mean, if you do it for fun and you don't use it to betray or something, then you're fine. |
The fact that I probably won't be able to get a hysterectomy just because some schmuck doctor thinks I should keep my uterus so that I can have a kid.
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...It's always mind boggling that doctors are like that.
Also, the distinct lack of superpowers is always a disappointment to me, personally. |
Humans DO have superpowers relative to every other species we know of. We have super intelligence and super endurance.
On the other hand, we don't have super digestion... |
Total lack of lovely thick velvety fur.
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<Susceptibility to disease, susceptibility to suggestion, susceptibility to aging.>
<They're also little brats.> |
You can't work 24/7 if you're a human. :/
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Responsibilities suck! Dx
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Panic attacks and bad anxiety.
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You feel so ashamed if you run around naked, unlike animals that are naked all the time.
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Misjudgment, bashing, flaming, liars, and betrayers.
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the fact that i can't YEET the earth into the void.
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It's considered "lazy" to sleep past 10am or want to nap all day.
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Quote:
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Laughter at people having panic attacks. (Personal experience, kind of why I put it here.)
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The unwanted monthly murder scene that arrives in my pants for one week every month. And the accompanying pain that makes me want to punch everyone just for existing near me.
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Being someone you're not by force.
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Overpriced items on purpose.
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Reasons Not To Be a Human umm... it just sucks lolol
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I hear 'Breathing' is a real chore. |
EMOTIONS ARE HELL.
PISSING IS ALSO HELL. |
How about, digesting?
Digesting things you consume is kind of gross and really unnecessary. Why not just convert ALL of the thing you eat into nutrition? And never have waste? o-o There is too much waste nowadays. Waste can be an animal thing, not a people thing... wait a sec...people ARE animals, x'D oops. |
THE ACHE IN MY HANDS THAT COMES FROM PLAYING TOO MUCH WARFRAME.
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Pain. Just. Just. Pain.
All pain in general. Not necessary. Nope. Pain needs to not..happen! |
the fact that i have to spam the j key to attack things in warframe.
button smashing in general. |
like youtube, but for our darker sides
l*vele*k
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why are you spamming j instead of e
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because e is far, far too close to the wasd keys that i have to use for moving.
also, i have j mapped to the attack button. |
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