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<~Welcome To Hell~>
https://i.postimg.cc/bvpY1BVv/oie-2673133k-TNEATt3.gif Hello, as the title suggest you have now entered Hell, are you dead? Who knows, but with the wreck this shall be it's going to be Hell for sure. Call me Satan, I shall be your host/lame entertainer through this chaotic thread. ~OPEN~ |
<~ANNOUNCEMENTS~> New announcements It's Halloween month! Hell is hosting 2020 spooky writing event! Tell us a spooky tale and get a chance to win 1k in prizes!! More info can be found under events below! Happy October! Spooky season is in full swing this year! Hell is officially opening Demon of the Week! Dress up in your most hellish attire and show off! The weekly winner will be featured on the front page! SUBMISSIONS START TODAY 7/10/2020 Link your hellish avi in a post to this thread with "DotW Submission" Old announcements Banner acquired! Shout out to XoGizmooX! In need of new banner. Grand re-opening! Hell is being remodeled please ignore the saws and flying hammers. SATAN RETURNS! Hell has been brought to Trisphee! Happy birthday to our wonderful banner creator and creative friend XoGizmooX 10/14 may every birthday, and unbirthday, be a great one. Satan has been on and off a lot. |
<~Rules~> I honestly don't see you guys needing rules. |
<~Four crowned princes of Hell~> These are the four crowned princes, consider them the moderaters of this thread, someone to go to in times of need. <~Satan~> Adversary, opposite, accuser, Lord of fire, the inferno, the south @Satan <~Lucifer~> Bringer of light, enlightenment, the air, the morning star, the east <~Belial~> Without a master, baseness of the earth, independence, the north <~Leviathan~> The serpent out of the deeps, the sea, the west |
<~Residents of Hell~> Welcome visitors of hell consider this the member list of hell the ultimate right of where you belong, assuming you belong at all. The ranks are highest to lowest, Demon meaning you will never be removed from the list, strange mortal after one month of inactiveness you will be removed, Minions after one week of inactiveness you will be removed, and The rejected you are forbid to post here and will earn shit for doing so. To become a demon please fill out this fourm, it can be any type of demon besides a ruler, you may NOT use any of the four princes, you may even wiki a demon if you please. <~Owner: Your user Demon Type:Oc/Searched Demon name: Demon age: Demon/Owner Status: Short descripton of your demon:~> <~Permeant residents of hell~> Demons: <~Owner:Kaderin Triste Demon Type:Oc Demon name: Kaderin Demon age: ?? Demon/Owner Status: War General/Satans Knight Short descripton of your demon:~> <~Owner: MonBon Demon Type: Searched Demon name: Lilith Demon age: 4000 Demon/Owner Status: Tortuous Serpent Short descripton of your demon: The personification of female sexuality and power over men, enlightener of women.~> <~Owner: voidscorpse Demon Type: searched Demon name: Asmodeus Demon age: at least 1000 years old Demon/Owner Status: Satans best friend Short description of your demon:~> he's sick as funk and so am I. (we also may or may not be obsessed with satan) VIP: @Tohopekaliga @Glitch @XoGizmooX Strange Mortals: <~Slave workers of the damned~> Minions: <~You belong in heaven nor hell, be gone~> Rejects: @Ashen Apple Tree |
<~Demon of the week~> OPEN FOR SUBMISSIONS! CONTEST ENDS EVERY SUNDAY!! <~Hellish events~> To be announced! <~Past events~> Spooky Writing contest Halloween 2020 winner: Voidscorpse, congrats! Tap here to read the winning submission |
What a mess! Don't mind all the corpses, Hell is under renovation!
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Yay!
*burrows into the thread wall* Home! |
I have soooooo much remodeling to do *groans loudly then flops over and naps*
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Yay! I am home finally! (Actually, physically home!)
I really wish I had juice...but I haven't been able to get to the store lately. |
Better get started, I guess! :P
If it helps any, most of the BBcode that works here is the same on every forum, so if you've done it elsewhere, it'll probably work here...if it doesn't, then a slight change should be enough. |
The only notable difference I've discovered so far is that for spoiler tags you type spoil instead of spoiler.
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-waves- feel free to use the banner I made you over on Ava, you can use it here too ^.^
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I discovered the spoil/spoiler difference earlier, when trying to do my quest thread. x'D I felt so silly when Potironette told me how to do it. Such a minor discrepancy, I should have figured it out!
What do the demon princes do, Satan? As concerns this thread. Belial seems pretty awesome. |
-runs in- I fell asleep earlier. I'm awake now....
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Glad to hear it. I know this feeling well...
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I've been dealing with iron defeciency anemia lately and it's messing with my being awake... I need to find my iron pills...
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Heeeeey, I found it XD
Hiya Satan *waves* I also notices that Kaderin is here as well? :o |
When I hear "iron pills," I end up imagining little pill shaped bits of iron, and crunching them up. Hardcore. XD
(I know that's not what they are. :P) |
@Toho oh.. damn I wish I knew that before I posted!!
@Kaderin I FELLL ASSLEEEEEEPP @Gizmoo Alright will do thanks :D! How are you? @Lee I would have never guessed to get rid if "ER" after spoiler! Also the princes will pretty much have the same authority as me, say like someones bugging you or another member (I doubt that would even happen here) you could tell them to leave without them saying "Well this is Satan's hangout and hes not here" because by being a prince I give you permission to punish all the naughty little minions who do wrong. Other then that it's just a fancy title :3 @DarkMoon Heyyyya :D |
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> 3>;; Can I be Belial? Is there a vetting process? I have over a decade of professional experience dealing with people via retail and customer service.
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Strong credentials for hellishness. :0
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If you want hell cred, try being a janitor/'custodial engineer' for small school children.
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Dear lord. The quantities of literal shit that must be involved....
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Literal shit from the children, metaphorical shit from the adults.
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I can imagine. I was a summer camp counselor for a while. Thankfully dealt with slightly older children than the tiny shit machines, but I was aware of how they worked. XD
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*rolls in wrapped in a blanket like a burrito*
So tired still...but I have work again today (even though it's normally a day off). XP |
It doesn't really bother me that much when they're children. They really can't help it, usually.
It's the bull adults like to toss at me. I generally just smile vacantly at them until they leave me alone. From the kids: "Mister Custy, I had a accident!!" :'((( ^----This is fine; they came and told me, which was exactly what I like them to do, instead of leaving it for me to find. From the adults: v----THIS IS NOT FINE "You didn't clean my room last night!" "It's not my job to clean your room. I just clean the bathrooms and the public areas, and empty the trash." "But you're the custodian!!" "And the lady who writes my paycheck and yours says that, barring actual bodily fluids, keeping your room clean is your job. I can provide cleaning supplies, if you need them." "Do you know how much I have to do already?? When am I supposed to find time for that!!!" " |
On the plus side, extra money, right? :D
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Unless she's salary. > A>;;
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Toho: Yep. And I need all the 'extra' money I can get. (Maybe I can afford a few groceries this month!)
I also need to get back to putting in job apps so I can get a better job that actually pays decently. |
Getting a better job is always important, but geh, the job applications process is so very unpleasant.
And I have the type of profession where people come to me to do it for me. It still sucks. |
I look forward to my future assembly work job. Check to see if there's a Whirlpool factory near you, they always need people. Their workers keep quitting because they don't like mindless repetitive work. For some reason. Starting pay I think is anywhere from $9 to $10 an hour, depending on where you live. They don't generally advertise, either.
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Applications aren't too bad for me. It's the interviews that I always bomb.
BUUUT I've been slowly draining my savings account over the lat year, so I need to get serious in my job hunting again. Unfortunately, 97% of my job experience is retail so no one else wants to hire me and retail makes me want to blow my brains out. Lee: Unfortunately, there isn't. But I'm already making $9 per hour. Just not getting enough hours per week. |
Alternate option: You try and find a temp agency. Might be mostly custodial work, but it's usually not that bad. Office buildings and the like, different places each month or week. Most places even have an option where they help you get a permanent job with these places if they like you.
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I already am doing custodial and I hate it worse than retail (or at least grocery), hence part of the need to start applying to places again.
But there is a Hobby Lobby that's supposed to open up this spring, so as soon as they start taking applications. I mean, yeah I hate retail, but I love craft stores...so it might not be quite as bad. And it would only be about a 30 minute walk from my apt. so transportation, though cold in the winter, wouldn't really be too bad. I mean...until the end of the month, I'll probably have enough extra hours to keep me fine just because of Christmas party rentals, but as soon as January is here...I need to drag my laptop to the nearest wifi source. XP Sorry...I'm tired, hungry, and generally moody today, which is making me extra whiny today... |
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