ah cool =p.
my aunt does things like pumpkin seeds >D
*noms burger*
and bbq steak for supper =p.

it was reheated so it was 1/2 as good lol
but mmmm steak =p.

*molests uze*

if you want I suppose >D
no moobs? lol

nope, too much, might as well go lady then, at least then you can avoid the hair haha *dirty hug*

psht. >.> im male but it's called shaving >D

*stops fondling and looks at* <-< you alone shave your boobies then *goes back to it*

i havent boobs >.>
gas is another story >D
had onions on burger and had garlic marenating on steak >D

*blows nose* and i have not been able to smell for like a week now*

x3 that sucks.
sick?
*pushes into a bed, tucks in and provides tons of liquids and warm and spicy things*

noo~! it's just an infection, i'm taking antibiotics~ *grabs and holds to bankets* don't lea~ve me!

ah. even worse really =/ lol
*brings tea and spills on* you made me spill it D:

*kicks off wet blankets* substitution! *grabs uze and pulls him into bed*

*noms on foods* o.o i'm a blanket? *gropes thing pokin meh*

hey! *takes away crystal neclace from uze*

hmm was that what was pokin? cause i dun got anything of that sort ^^ not poking anyway ^^

<0<; oh dear jaehzuz

*tries to get away so I can go play wif ma left hand in da bathroomz*

haha, i actually laughed at that one^^

=p. ya right. like i;d go to the bathroom just for that. sure it;s more convenient there >D but it'd have to be during showers ;3 or late at night to not get caught >D

otherwise you open the fridge and do it in the mayonaise jar, i know

eau nu lolol. the hand under the desk is nice while watch some prons >D

you watch small jointed water animals while you diddle?! you weirdo

why yes I do >D
not >.>
mostly pron sites ^^
but it is hard to find good pron lol

I got a new piercing....my tongue : D

woot *not a fan* lol

D:

I like piercings. I have a nose and two lip rings. One ear has two piercings...the other has 3...and not a tongue ring!

And now I'm going to go to sleep night night

lol i don;t like tongue rings they don;t appeal

same here^^: though my beloved has one

Well, all I got to say...is that I didn't get mine for any perverted reasons. I got it because I wanted and liked them.

Same goes for the rest of my piercings.

And random....but I refuse to celebrate my birthday from here on out.

uh...okay why? *is celebrating mine in 33 days ^^ i think..*

Well, we were supposed to go to the drive in theater an hour away today...for my birthday-early....well, my mother was bringing her boy toy so I wanted someone to go with me...but she dropped out yesterday so we didn't go. She always does this

ah
well....happy e-birthday then ^^
screw irl ones if they're bad C:

Lol, thanks.

Birthdays just suck now...but a couple days after I get an ICE CREAM CAKE!

Sadly, I'm not even looking forward to it anymore.

baw...well if you don;t want...im sure my bebe's will >D
*cake senses tingly*

LOL

It'll probably just sit in the freezer forever....and maybe I'll eventually eat it.

lol x3 DQ has the best =p

There's only one DQ around here anymore...and theirs are small.

Mine is coming from E.W. James...with POKEMANZ ON IT!

lol nice and iunno what that be ^^
the place i mean lol
we got a dq one with 1 of our bff's art on it. so we ate it >D