I thought you had morals though? Did Bones ever resort to breaking into places?

I do have the basic morals, but overall I'm more chaotic than lawful.

That would probably be more interesting for developing the plot. Following the rules can get boring.

I need someone steering me towards the good path or else I'd be lost

Like a sidekick? A will they are won't they love interest?

No love interest!! My sidekick will have a steady family while I'll have a different love interest every episode.

That sounds perfectly reasonable. Every now and then, they could have a skill that helps you solve a case.

Oooh great idea, Bio! No wonder you're my nemesis.

I can even turn them against you, or they could be one of my plants. Orrr, I'll just steal them for myself. So many possibilities!

:O
Don't steal my men! And women! And non-binary people!

What do you have against non-humans?

Hehe these days I saw a kinsey scale for monster lovers. I guess I'm into it if they're mostly humanoid. Like I'd do the water god

You can have them. I don't think I'm waterproof. Is there a scale for evil masterminds?

You're off the charts for that one, don't even need to check |D

Aw, you don't have to flatter me so much. You're the best archenemy anyone could have.

As long as no one is shipping us Sherlock/Moriarty style xD