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Granted, however you are a horribly disfigured boy and must repeat all of elementary school again.
I wish I could sing better in the shower. |
Granted, however your singing causes the pipes in the shower to burst.
I wish for a job. |
Granted; you'll work 16 hour days 6 days a week with no breaks.
I wish for a working pen. |
Granted; You'll get a pink pen that only works on recycled paper
I wish for some Skyrim DLC |
Granted, but the game stops working.
... I wish i knew if they really were my friends |
Granted; but now you aren't sure if your family is really your family.
I wish I wish I had some fish. |
Granted, but the fish you got are piranha's
I wish for a nice quite evening. |
Granted: But for every sentence you speak, you make a verbal typo.
I wish my Muse would come back... |
Granted, but he is now a Valley Girl who demands you draw KAWAIIDESU girls. : D
I wish I had some rice. |
Granted: But then for each grain of rice in your bowl, there are ten cockroaches in your yard.
I wish my car would drive itself... |
Granted, but it drives off with that cute minivan down the street into the sunset, leaving you high and dry.
I wish I had more wishes. |
Granted, you get 2 wish coupons but they expired =/
I wish the new event will start tomorrow! |
Granted: But the event lags the site so badly, that people ragequit overnight!
I wish I could become a fox at will. |
Granted! But it's fox hunting season. >D
I wish I was a kitty cat, who could dancedancedance and could dancedancedance. |
Granted: But you have an Evil Miku mocking you every step you take.
I wish my parents and brother would freaking LISTEN to me. |
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Congratulations, wish granted! But now they're listening. Always listening. While you sleep. While you eat. Even your thoughts are privvy to their listening ears. And it will never. EVER. Stop. I wish my family wouldn't dismiss my ideas so readily. |
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