Granted, but you get stuck in an endless time loop...

I wish I could trace my ancestry...

Granted. You discover you are related to both Adolf Hitler and Paris Hilton.

I wish 2012 will be a better year than 2011 was =/

Granted, but it's better for everyone...

I wish I could be a happy housewife later in life...

(also as a history major, I think being related to Hitler would be kind of cool, Paris Hilton, not so much but oh well)...

Granted, but the husband is in misery and commits suicide in attempt to escape reality.

I wish for a shovel.

Granted, but it's a shovel for a mouse...

I wish I were Home...

Granted, But your snowed in...

I wish Friday would arrive sooner...

Granted, but now it's Friday 10pm...

I wish I could fly...

Granted, you are now a mosquito.

I wish for a fairly oddparent fairy godparent o3o

Granted, but it's Jorgen...

I wish the world had peace...

Wish granted but everyone smells terrible

I wish for a warm blanket

Granted. It's a baby's blanket.

I wish to never be ill again.

Granted. Now your the cure for everything a medical prisinor of the world!!!
((just dramatic lol))

I wish I could sleep...

Granted, but now you can't wake up...

I wish I could live in a castle...

Granted but your locked in a tower for all eternity!!

I wish I didnt feel pain

Granted but now you don't feel anything, pain, pleasure, happiness, sadness, they are all foreign to you.
I wish I was at college so I could see Alpha.

Granted, but while you were away, Alpha turned into an evil flesh-eating zombie!!! :O

I wish I had something to do......