she summon monkeys to bury me in their poop T_T

She would strangle me with the fabric hanging from her hip.

ASDFGHJK!!! How are you managing to post SECONDS before me EVERY TIME?!?!

You're killing me with your time travel ability right now!!!

I R EVERYWHERE

-kills me for being before her-

strangle you with her bare hands

She would seduce me to her bed then strangle me, later on my body parts would be labeled in jars.

Mr. Tweetums would bestow upon me a wrath that would stop me cold in my tracks. I would be stunned to death ._.'

1000 sippy straws

Mass.... Experiments..

@Ginger
No no.. You wouldn't even see him coming.. But you know well girl... You know well.

Torn apart then eaten. definitely

With dark forbidden magic

drownage

she would stomp on my head with those giant heals

She'll summon a horde of skeletons who will beat me to death with their limbs.

-XXX in the darkness and then tell me he's got something wrong- xD

she would shoot razer feathers from her wings

choke me with the scraf