Well I image the avatar above me, believing he has gone back in time to see his relatives, only to come up beside me and mistake me for a beggar woman. Before I can say "Please sir... " He has stabbed me and went on his merry way.

xD whoops that was for Sane.

Lauv would haunt me with her Kitsune and have it devour my soul.

she would just look at me with those eyes and my soul would willfully leave my body on it's own.

It looks like she could shoot ice or fire magic at me and kill me by either extreme heat or extreme cold!

EDIT:
Star Seeker: Eep! Evil! -swings axe-
Me: xP

I don't know I would just be dead!

ah can't escape from the skull cloak

Katana powah!!

casting a wicked spell on me

Grab me from behind and slit my throat

chase me down for stealing her halo and knocking me out with it and cause me to drown in my tears

(s)he would grab me by the neck and slowly strangle me to death.

drown me in a pool of blood

She'll stab me to death with her sword, then drown me in that pool of blood she mentioned.

over feeding me burger kings chicken fingers -.-

she would knock me onto my back and stab her sword through my throat.