Granted but it's an ugly woman (or man if you like women) with the worst body odor you can imagine. Oh and they are a completely random stranger. D=

I wish to be more intelligent than any currently living human being.

Ultima... He did miss one of him finals cause his teacher didn't state anywhere they had one....

Granted, but you are a paraplegic and mute there for can not share any of your ideas.

I wish that Alpha was here for me to cuddle with.

Granted, but you keep getting interrupted by a mob of angry squirrels...

I wish Christmas would come faster...

granted, but your presents get stolen just as you are about to open them

I wish I could be with Tiva right now

Granted but I have to work tomorrow and the rest of the time you are here.... oh wait that is already going to happen.
I wish I didn't have less than 500 in my bank account.

Granted, but it's only accessible in pennies...

I wish my boyfriend were here...

granted, but he is incredibly busy and can only spend an hour every day with you (besides sleeping of course)

I wish it was next Wednesday (i.e. the 28th)

Granted but now you only wake up on Wednesdays and so miss the rest of your life.

I wish I had a clove of cinnimon.

Granted, but you can't taste it...

I wish I didn't have a prying little sister...

(also there's a lot you can do in an hour daily...all depends on how you spend it)

Granted...now you have 5 prying little sisters.

I wish I didn't have to do homework for either of my schools.

granted. the teachers automatically gave you a zero instead.

I wish I had an iPhone with a real keyboard

Granted, but the keyboard doesn't work...

I wish my cats were a little less dumb...

granted, but now they are hyper intelligent and take over the world...at least your house

I wish I had my tattoo already

Granted but it looks like crap because your girlfriend can't figure out what is wrong with the tail

I wish it was Jan 28th all ready.

granted, but whoever/whatever you are expecting/wanting comes late (or catches you at an awkward time, and no rush on the tattoo design babe)

I wish it was September 2012 already

Granted, it will now be September 30th 2012 11:59:59 pm.

I wish for a white xmas~