granted but the lottery was a fraud and your money is worthless


i wish i was not allergic to copper

Granted, you're allergic to oxygen.

I wish for The Legend of Zelda: The Skyward Sword for xmas owo

Granted! But the game doesn't work.

I wish I had some pizza.

ok, but the pizza was posined.

i wish for nothing

Granted, now nothing you want will ever come true.

I wish I knew what 3 videos to rip from youtube.

Granted, But now you don't know what to do in life

I wish that Christmas break was over.

Granted...But then you get attacked by me...

I wish I was back home at college.

granted but when you got there the college blew up

i wish for a indestuctible computer

Granted but the computer gains a personality and takes over the world making all homo sapiens slaves

I wish I had some musical talent.

Granted. You are the master of the glockenspiel.

I wish for another Hot Pocket owo

(What is a glockenspiel?)

Granted but the hotpocket burn your mouth bad enough that for the next three weeks you have to eat baby mush through a tube.

I wish I didn't get so many papercuts.

Granted you now get aircuts.

I wish I could cast a spell to make presents wrap themselves.

(This is a glockenspiel, it's kind of a metal xylophone. I just like the name XP)

granted, You then transform in to a present that will never be opened.

I wish I wasn't bored...

Granted, but now you're too busy to do anything...

I wish I could go to Hogwarts...

Granted, But your Nevil Longbottem

I wish I don't have to work tomorrow.

Granted, but you have to work right now...

I wish I had cuddles right now...

(BTDubs...Neville Longbottom is a BAMF...so being him would be awesome...)