granted but instead you start getting 1 AU each time.

I wish for complete peace

Granted, the boats start burning random pieces of your inventory instead.
Edit: Luna got there first XD
Granted, and everyone becomes so apathetic no one moves or does anything anymore.

I wish I had more stuffed animals.

granted, but each stuffed animal is crafted with the soul of someone you know, and therefore you must watch as the people you care about are replaced with stuffed animals, completely conscious, but unable to do anything as they wait out eternity.

I wish for a lollipop

Granted, but it was made with a weird chemical that makes everything taste unbearably sweet.

I wish I wasn't so nervous about my new job.

.........WHAT THE HELL?! o_____O?

Granted but now you don't care at all!

I wish I had a sudden growth spurt despite being at my full height already.

Granted, but you grow over 8 feet tall and on until you reached space and explode...

I wish the world was the nicest place to live.

Wish granted, but then everyone's so nice to the point of annoying the crap out of you that everyone's so freakin' nice!


I wish that I could suddenly win an official staff-run contest, here on Trisphee, where the prize is 1 million aurum so that I can get a bunch of old stuff I missed out on.

Granted! But then the site shuts down due to someone stealing the servers to sacrifice to their dark, computer-hating deity.

I wish I wish I was fish.

Granted but you're in the middle of a desert when it happens.

I wish I had more Aurum.

Granted but you lose your whole inventory and are only reimbursed for half of what you lost

I wish I had a Camaro.

Granted but there's no warranty on the car

I wish I can clean up my apartment

Wish Granted, but you find a black hole in it.

I wish that My term paper was finished

Granted but you get accused of plagiarism when you turn it in.

I wish I could get a good night's sleep.

Granted. They've already happened, so you missed them. You fail everything.

I wish I won 40 million dollars.