Sure thing. But they're one year overdated.

I wish for a black broom for tonight's ToT event.

Granted, however it's covered in black mold.

I wish for a good ball of yarn.

Granted but a wild kitten steals it and runs away.

I wish for horse.

Granted, but know you have a hoarse throat.

I wish I had INFINITE KNOWLEDGE

Granted, but then you got killed the very next moment in a stampede cause everyone wanted to ask you something all at once.

I wish the Magic School Bus were real and I owned it.

Granted, but then an annoying kid asked what's the moon like, and so you take him, and he leaves a window open and you die of asphyxiation.

I wish the spirit's farewell let people play more then 3 times an hour.

Granted, but then you suddenly started getting empty burlap sacks over and over again. o_o;;

I wish I had an unlimited supply of the growing cake and shrinking drink from Alice in Wonderland. <3

granted, but the growing cake is not as strong as the shrinking drink, so as time goes by you get smaller and smaller.

I wish I could fly!

Granted but now you never really learn anything and fail at adult life.

I wish I had telekinesis.

Granted, but it goes out of control like that one anime, and then you transform into a giant baby thing and the military has to kill you.

I wish I could breathe underwater.

Granted but you can't breathe outside of water anymore, and your eyes sting terribly from being underwater all the time.

I wish my chair was more comfortable.

granted, but now your chair is made of living flesh... and it doens't like be sat on.

I wish for fame and fortune!

Granted, but the fame is of the 15 minute variety and you spent the fortune before realizing you won't get any more money.

I wish I had a Catnip Sundae right now.

Granted... But because someone else made it it doesn't taste right.
I wish I could teleport.

Granted, but you accidentally teleport to the edge of the top of a skyscraper and then accidentally step off it to your death. D:


I wish I would stop getting mystic skins, wandering spirits and prayer vessels in the event mini-game on here. >_>;;