granted but they're flat and 2-D

I wish I were somewhere else

Sure, but now you are on the moon without a space suit.

I wish that I had more money.

Granted; you got a penny.

I wish I had more doughnuts.

Granted; However you choked on one and died
I wish the economy didnt suck

Granted; the economy is better! Sadly, you didn't specify where, so the economy of a small, tropical country that was untouched by industrialization has suddenly flourished. Your economy, in retrospect, gets worse as the new economic power takes away from your market.

I wish I had money for dinner.

Granted. Here's a dime, I'm sure you'll find something to eat for that much.

I wish I would get some runes from the Spirit's Farewell game.

Granted but because of a Triphee glitch you lose them all.

I wish I knew what I want.

Granted; however right after you find out what you want you see something shiney and forget all about it.
i wish my cat had 3 heads

ok but your cats heads ate your feet
i wish for a ocean

Granted. -throws littl3chocobo at you- Go crazy.

I wish my painting would paint itself >n>

Granted; but now your painting is taking over our dimension
I wish i knew how to travel back in time

Granted, but you accidentally land yourself in the Jurassic period and can't figure out how to get back home. Have fun!

I wish I wish I was a feesh.

Granted. ... There's no such thing as a 'feesh' so you cease to exist.

I wish to get A's on the projects I've been working all weekend on.

Granted, but the projects only count as 1% of your grade.

I would love a glass of non-lethal, not spoiled milk.

Granted. It's got someone's backwash in it.

I wish for lots of chocolate tonight OwO