:D Mr. Crescent! The lunar billionare and gentleman?
/x] He lives on the moon. I employed him to keep safe all my junk things.
He's super polite. <.< And has so much space in his mansion.

huh. never heard of him.

<.< Maybe because he tends to keep to himself a lot. He's never even heard of IHOP or vending machines or bigfoot or anythin'.

Mr.Cresent sounds oddly ominous

<u< He's not ominous I prominous. x}

does he watch from the skies?

:] Well, the moon is beyond the skies so, I think he mainly just watches from wherever he lives on the moon. :/ Not sure if he lives on the side of the moon that faces the earth or not.

Mr. Crescent!! :D Heyyyy welcome to Trisphee!
Why don't you go introduce yourself in a thread at the Welcome Wagon?
^-^;

Welcome to Trisphee! That blue luminous sphere is a great sight from afar, isn't it? Hope you also enjoy your time spent on it.

hewwo, crescent man.

makes sense. hope you had fun.

Meeting Mr. Crescent has not abated my feeling that he is ominous...

everything is ominous in the correct context.

That is true..m I made my DnD group terrified of party invitations and cake...

<:)

the cake is a delicious lie, is it not?

Hmmmmm...so would it be possible to turn politicians into cakes?.. :/

*sticks toe in water*

Might work for Red Velvet.

god, i wish. maybe then they'd do some shit to *help* the world instead of line their pockets.

That's true. x} Cakes don't need to line their pockets because they don't have any.

Is that because Red Velvet is actually chocolate, but lies to everyone, saying it's Red Velvet? /B]

mm. i'd much rather take a slice of cake as president tbh. and, y'know, prime minister over here.

*nods in agreement across the pond* >u> Hehe. You gotta admit...a cake would tweet far less and attend to national crises with more humility.

indeedy.

and probably be a decent person.

anyways, listening to some more music. particularly enjoying Acidic Lament by Turquoise.

I just finished reading Medea, and writing up a fun summary of the story on the forums here...Buuuut,
<w<; I'm neglecting my homework, doing literally anything I can think of to avoid doing it...though I should probably get to working on it. >~>; Heesh.

And when you're angry about your cake, you can eat it. Heck, you can even eat it when it's doing a great job and you want to save it from turning stale. Preserve its memory while it's still amazing. I think if you try that with presidents they consider it cannibalism.

(Also I would definitely read tweets by a cake. Dead serious here.)

oh, mood. they'd probably be more entertaining, too.

/:D I think tweets by a cake would be very ace-positive too.
Not to mention the problems cakes go through on a daily basis,
and being mistaken at birthday parties,
and sharing stories about the weird things ice cream says,
and getting all dolled up for occasions with fruit and chocolate,
just all the cake things! /x}

what if we combined donuts in a cake. that'd be fuckin neat.

A cake made of donuts?
/:]
Or a donut that became cake?
x}
Or both? Either way, wow, what a sugar rush!

oh, mood. that reminds me of the pumpkin in a pumpkin house thing.

o-o A pumpkin house,
made of pumpkins,
shaped like a pumpkin.

That's a lot of pumpkins. :] That's a lot of saying pumpkin over and over again and now the word pumpkin sounds weird. :[ Hmm...pum-pkin.

IS THE PUMPKIN MADE OF HOUSE, OR IS THE HOUSE MADE OF FLESH?
HE SCREAMS, FOR HE DOES NOT KNOW.

Flesh? :[
Hmm...Flesh. Now flesh sounds weird. <x'D
Flesshhh. x} Fl-eeesh. Flesh. Fle-sh. B}
A flesh house would smell more than pumpkin house would I think. :/

fl-eh-sh.

also, yeah, it would. flesh rots, just like everything else.

:] I heard that stuff can't rot on the moon because it lacks an atmosphere, so you can leave a ham sandwich on the moon and it will never get old, but if you leave it in a sealed sandwich baggie, it will, because there is air surrounding it. x}

supposedly. the oxygen helps the mold grow.

That reminds me of how some inuit are using freezers to keep their stuff warmer than outside-temperature-frozen-fucking-solid.

WHEEZES
NOT THE INTENDED USE, BUT OKAY, IT WORKS.