i have the ability to change my eye color but only once a week and the change is permanent till that week is up

I can forge deadly swords but they must be made exclusively from sewing needles.

I can destroy people by looking them in the eye... but my eyes need to be closed.

I can read the minds of stuffed animals!... It still resents you from putting it through the washing machine.

My fingernails turn any colour I wish! But only when I'm sitting in a secratarial chair.

I can alter reality, by making things look polarized.

Best Super Power Ever!

I can change the magnetic orientation of the poles...for .845 of a second once every 34 years.

I have the power to redirect electric currents... but I have to wear an aluminum foil viking hat on my head and hold my breath while I do it.

I have the power of 100 men, but only in my legs. Did I mention I'm a paraplegic?

I can wash my hair without soap! Still need conditioner though.

I can leap buildings in a single bound! But only if they're only one story tall...

I can see perfectly clearly at night... but I have to be wearing a blindfold.

I CAN FLY!!!!

.... for 3 seconds...

I can mentally command daschunds to jump through short hoops. Very short hoops.