Granted, but now your eyes will always look tired and have patches under them >.<

I wish my life and soul was my avatar.

Granted, but you can't do much anything at all.

I wish I had another BJD.

Granted, oh wait.. I am dumb and dont know what a BJD is.. so you get something that I thought was a BJD xD

I wish I had a Cheetah for a pet

Granted, but sadley, they were out for a second and you missed them while wishing for them >.<

I wish I had a bunch of Pandoras boxes >>

Granted, but they turned out to be full of trash.

I wish I didn't have to do the dishes. orz

Granted, and you dont have to do them now since a robber stole them all.

I wish I didnt have school tomorrow

Granted but you are now failing every subject.

I wish I had a cookie.

Granted, but cookie monster ate it along with your hand.


I wish I had another cat.

Granted, but you can never wake up.

I wish I had a new Kuroshitsuji Wallscroll.

Granted, but then Sabastian comes alive with his raping face and burns you in the furnace after violating you.

I wish I had a good day like today everyday.

Granted, but it's just today repeating itself over and over and over again and never moving into the future.
(And Illusion I think you understand what that would mean. 8D)

I wish it was October 29.

Granted, but you find out Youmacon was canceled due to the earth blowing up.
I wish I can fail in 24 different languages.

Granted, but you actually don't fail for a change.

I wish the world wouldn't blow up.

Granted, but a meteorite comes and strikes earth causing a Hole in the ozone layer making the world set on fire.

I wish I can enter the pokemon world for an hour.