Granted, but you turn into a shopaholic the moment you lay your lands on it.

I -really- wish I was done with the freaking college apps.

(yay! That means I buy lots of stuff. Which is the reason I wanted it in the first place)
Granted, but the college apps are not done with you

I wish for one more wish

Granted! .... Now you have just one wish again.

I wish for my homework to be magically done >>

Granted, but it was done in disappearing ink.

I wish for some manga!

Granted but it's all poorly translated.

I wish for some anime.

Granted, it's dubbed into Finnish with no subtitles.

I wish I could understand and speak every language.

Greanted, but you can never say anything in a language the person you are talking to will understand.

I wish I could sleep better.

granted but now you are a narcoleptic

i wish i could spell easy common words as well as i can the obscure ones

Granted! But, just as you discover your wish has come true, the English language gets an overhaul and your spelling skills are irrelevant. : <

I wish it wasn't raining outside.

granted, it just started to hail

i wish my headache would go away

Granted; but now you have a stomach ache.

I wish I didn't have to go to class. >.<

granted but you've been expelled


i wish i could find sme good base that are /not/ stolen

Granted, but the bases are saved in jpg format.

(( If chu need some good bases, I can help? ))

I wish I had food. XD

Granted, but it was my Dad's cooking! o.e....

I wish my teeth were squeaky clean!

Granted; the squeaking now keeps you up at night.

I wish for a nail polish that doesn't chip.

Granted, but its clear.

I wish I could make anime characters real D=