Granted but someone signs on from a six month absence claiming you stole their idea.

I wish I didn't have to wait to see Luna.

granted but right after you say hi the internet dies

i wish for a fish

Granted, but now wishes are fishes and the earth is covered in them.

I wish that I would not wish.

granted but now you are apathetic and have no will to do anything

i wish i have something uncorruptible

Fine, but all those who you love will perish for it.

I wish to see my soul...

Granted, but you'll be dead by that time.

I wish caffeine would actually affect me >.>

granted, as it turns out you are aleergic

i wish i could draw that damn hand

granted but now you don't give a damn about anything

i wish i was bedder at bbc haha

granted but now you can't feel your toes either

i wish i had not slacked of for the past...10 hours and had finished my art already

granted but it's charred

i wish i could have soe of that dinner >,>

Granted, but it's only the letters MYBF are right besides you.
I wish I had money.