Granted, but your next wish is corrupted twice the amount to make up for it.

I wish I could draw people very well.

Granted, you draw people very well but everything else you attempt to draw looks horrible.

I wish for some flour.

You are then slowly suffocated by flour completely filling the room you are in...

I wish that I wasn't so lazy

You are now hyperactive and cannot sit still.

I wish for a library.

granted but now you are illiterate *dies a little inside at the thought*

i wish for people to start posting^^:

Granted but they are all one worders so every Trispite gets banned. Oh the horrors.

I wish for more abstract art.

granted but now /everything/ is abstract in your eyes

i wish i had a fresh cold grannysmith apple<3

Granted but the inside was hard as a rock and chipped a tooth.

I wish I had a decent TV.

granted but it got stolen the next day


wish my boss would let me go in an hour late

Granted but your boss then makes you stay 4 hours afterwards as a penalty.

I wish my cat would lose weight.

granted but now it's underweight

i wish today was yesterday

Granted but it happens over and over while you continue to age.

I wish my apartment would clean itself.

Granted, but then the apartment complex falls over.

I wish for several live chickens.

Granted but they're all an inch tall and they die after 5 hours

edit: I wish i had food~

Granted but the friend chicken is undercocked and you get food poisoning.

I wish to grow wings.